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And now my son's become a man,
I'm riding with the marching band,
The broken beaten and the damned,
Stars beginning to fade,
And I lead the black parade

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going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.

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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the radical right-wing art movement Italian Futurism. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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@Dayglochainsaw ey dats a great idea boss jeez could you imagine a broad playin a video game wow what a thing huh

*chomping on a big cigar* dey should make video games for broads

all i know is that not too long ago, someone somewhere made a monkeys paw wish to "live in interesting times" and when i find that person im going to roundhouse kick them in the sternum

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i do not understand why instead of having twelve different historical events happening in my lifetime and no money, i could simply have no historical events and twelve money

pointing out that the male cows in the 2006 film "Barnyard" also have udders and getting canceled for doing gender essentialism

die hard is essentially just a movie about how much it sucks to be the only sober person at an office party

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John McClane and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

musk, transphobia, buying twitter, timeline 

Catch me if I'm wrong, but here's the timeline on Musk buying Twitter *plus* the transphobia stuff so far:
- Musk's kid comes out as trans to family it seems? (backporting that info)
- Musk complains: pronoun use is annoying
- Grimes tries to get a public apology
- Musk doesn't apologize, starts posting more stuff in that category
- Grimes starts dating *Chelsea Manning*
- Musk ups the amount of transphobic content
- Babylon bee kicked off Twitter for transphobic article, Musk says later this is what convinced him to buy Twitter
- Musk starts musing out loud on the internet that he should buy twitter for "free speech" reasons
- Musk buys a bunch more stake in Twitter, more or less makes a public offer on this over Twitter itself
- Twitter board initially pushes back on the idea
- Musk starts demeaning the board and high-level Twitter employees very publicly on Twitter while increasing his brag about how he can fix everything
- Twitter board reverses course: you know what, let's take all that money
- Musk formally makes the offer
- Musk talks more about how he's going to fix all the spam, bots, etc *while* also absolutely free speech, everything is allowed filter mechanism unclear
- Starts backpedaling: well, he can't buy it unless certain positions are upheld, starts complaining about fake users
- He already signed it though, poison pill clause means he may be on the hook to pay even if he tries to back out
- A lot more waffling on whether or not Twitter is being forthcoming about information not required ahead of time it seems?
And then in about one day:
- Outing (in a crappy article) about Musk's kid being trans
- Twitter signs deal to sell to Musk
- Musk lays off Tesla employees for vague reasons related to the economy

Did I get that timeline right?

basically im just out here touching grass and having a great time and to all the various Trolls and Haters, i say: sucks to suck biiiiiitch

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their names are, in order of appearance from left to right, Poppy, Starry, Kaleia, Poppy again, Breezy, Mycelium, and Kaleia again

theres also like five other goats i dont have good pictures of yet. and six dogs. and about a dozen-odd chickens

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the reason i have not been making Posts as of late is because instead i have been hanging out with Goats

this is because i have been living on a goat farm in rural oregon for several weeks

here are some of the goats

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves, as an added incentive to kill that fucker twice

how many do you think he's still on speaking terms with because it cannot be the majority

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