going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.
Me: i am going to kill senator tom cotton
CIA Agent: ohhohohoho. we got him this time.
Me: in minecraft
CIA Agent: GOD DAMMIT. SHIT. FUCK. *punches a hole in the drywall* FUUUCK
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man all the parts with the texan are unintentionally hilarious because it's a british guy's idea of what an american is like, and this audiobook is also being read by a british guy who does a bad southern accent for those parts, and its just. chefs kiss.
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man i know this is like a 19th century thing but damn these women have a poor opinion of women
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Harker: oh cool some dust
Harker:
Harker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Harker: the count seems to lock himself inside his room each night, i wonder what hes doing in there.
Harker: jerkin' it probably
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hate it when i have to awkwardly fake being asleep while the polycule fights
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haha what if i fell asleep outside of the safe rooms and three vampire babes tried to suck my blood... haha jk... Unless...?
@Dayglochainsaw yellow: is it banana? pineapple? lemon? piss?? questions from a brave new future
itd be so cool, just once, to watch a tournament where people could just chill. theres this dota one where they all just show up to this house and they have pizza and shit and the casters are in the kitchen and the players come down and eat and watch and its so cool. whats all this shit with stages and trophies
the trolls are shooting at my feet to make me post