Call of Doodie: Special Plops @Dayglochainsaw@skull.website

going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.

Me: i am going to kill senator tom cotton
CIA Agent: ohhohohoho. we got him this time.
Me: in minecraft
CIA Agent: GOD DAMMIT. SHIT. FUCK. *punches a hole in the drywall* FUUUCK

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the radical right-wing art movement Italian Futurism. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

every straight couple's joint tinder account looks like this

running for 30 seconds at a time: fine. good. able to do this with relative ease.
running for 60 seconds at a time: horrible. awful. all the water that was inside my body is now on the outside of my body. i look wet and compressed and i feel like im dying

"political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" factoid actually a statistical error. Average armed insurrectionist movement actually achieves 0 long-term reforms. Mao Zedong, who lives in a cave and executes over 10,000 landlords per month was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

i was gonna say that online maoists are weird but honestly i've never met a non-online maoist so. maoists are weird.

some people think they are actually doing this and boy howdy it sure is something

waging a protracted people's war online, via posts

what if all the Taken movies were called Tooked instead. what if that.