Tom Waits [Nightcore] @Dayglochainsaw@skull.website

And now my son's become a man,
I'm riding with the marching band,
The broken beaten and the damned,
Stars beginning to fade,
And I lead the black parade

going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the radical right-wing art movement Italian Futurism. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

every straight couple's joint tinder account looks like this

*chomping on a big cigar* dey should make video games for broads

all i know is that not too long ago, someone somewhere made a monkeys paw wish to "live in interesting times" and when i find that person im going to roundhouse kick them in the sternum

i do not understand why instead of having twelve different historical events happening in my lifetime and no money, i could simply have no historical events and twelve money

pointing out that the male cows in the 2006 film "Barnyard" also have udders and getting canceled for doing gender essentialism

die hard is essentially just a movie about how much it sucks to be the only sober person at an office party

hey now
youre a foss star

John McClane and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

sure hope none of you still shop at sams kkklub

yknow i bet i could easily outrun a small child

basically im just out here touching grass and having a great time and to all the various Trolls and Haters, i say: sucks to suck biiiiiitch

their names are, in order of appearance from left to right, Poppy, Starry, Kaleia, Poppy again, Breezy, Mycelium, and Kaleia again

theres also like five other goats i dont have good pictures of yet. and six dogs. and about a dozen-odd chickens

the reason i have not been making Posts as of late is because instead i have been hanging out with Goats

this is because i have been living on a goat farm in rural oregon for several weeks

here are some of the goats

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves, as an added incentive to kill that fucker twice

how many do you think he's still on speaking terms with because it cannot be the majority

wait elon musk has seven kids, what the fuck

skeleton pregnant