going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.
Me: i am going to kill senator tom cotton
CIA Agent: ohhohohoho. we got him this time.
Me: in minecraft
CIA Agent: GOD DAMMIT. SHIT. FUCK. *punches a hole in the drywall* FUUUCK
@Dayglochainsaw My favorite is still Burlington Coatfactory.
@Dayglochainsaw I once searched for "crumpeted bandersnatch" and it came up with him
eminem is like the bbc sherlock of rappers in the sense that for years he managed to keep people from realizing hes not actually good simply by talking fast enough that you didnt actually parse the words
for reference, while drafting this i literally just typed "groceries" into rhymezone and then went straight down the line of results
@geet @Dayglochainsaw @ItsMorgan My rhymes are so good my words are sesquipedalian
This one time in space I had sex with an alien
@Dayglochainsaw @ItsMorgan Alternative reply toot: wow Eminem has really lost his edge lately huh
the trolls are shooting at my feet to make me post