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going back in time to kick the ass of the guy who invented Great Man Theory, only to discover once i get there that Great Man Theory is more of a loose conglomeration of ideas shared by several dozen prominent thinkers at the time instead of the sole intellectual creation of just one guy. I fall to my knees and howl in rage and defeat.

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Me: i am going to kill senator tom cotton
CIA Agent: ohhohohoho. we got him this time.
Me: in minecraft
CIA Agent: GOD DAMMIT. SHIT. FUCK. *punches a hole in the drywall* FUUUCK

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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the radical right-wing art movement Italian Futurism. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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man all the parts with the texan are unintentionally hilarious because it's a british guy's idea of what an american is like, and this audiobook is also being read by a british guy who does a bad southern accent for those parts, and its just. chefs kiss.

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also whats up with the three proposals thing

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man i know this is like a 19th century thing but damn these women have a poor opinion of women

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?????? what in the hell constitutes a "good forehead"

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Harker: oh cool some dust
Harker:
Harker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Harker: the count seems to lock himself inside his room each night, i wonder what hes doing in there.
Harker: jerkin' it probably

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remember everyone: No Snitchin'

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today's patently bad idea is to learn to play 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

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hate it when i have to awkwardly fake being asleep while the polycule fights

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haha what if i fell asleep outside of the safe rooms and three vampire babes tried to suck my blood... haha jk... Unless...?

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AROUSAL 👏 JUST 👏 DOMESTICATED 👏 FEAR

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within every religion exists a constant struggle between the ones who just want to vibe and the ones who want to make "just vibing" illegal

so today i am working on making this wooden kit thing and i am having a Lovely Time

@Dayglochainsaw yellow: is it banana? pineapple? lemon? piss?? questions from a brave new future

itd be so cool, just once, to watch a tournament where people could just chill. theres this dota one where they all just show up to this house and they have pizza and shit and the casters are in the kitchen and the players come down and eat and watch and its so cool. whats all this shit with stages and trophies

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esports is cool because they cant admit that they're just dudes playing computer games so everything needs to be gunmetal grey and the portraits have to be contrasted and shadowed

Ooh, yeah Daddy, tie me up and force me to join your shitty little clique, I've been a bad boy and I need a firm hand to tell me I'm not allowed to be a white admin~

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