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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the radical right-wing art movement Italian Futurism. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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modern american culture is a venn diagram where one circle is wanting a constant stream of ambient entertainment and the other circle is wanting to return to "a simpler time" and in the center overlap is the fireplace video

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another good thing about welding is that the sense of ambient danger satisfies my Freudian death-drive

whatever its fine, they were already covered in paint and ground in dirt so its no great loss

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whoops forgot to use an apron when welding today so now my jeans are covered in little burns

imagine being pro your own government. thats some cuck shit

well, well, well if it isnt little johnny water balloon

@Dayglochainsaw <after reading that bumper sticker> Whoa... fish ARE naked

-My urethra feels normal!
-There is something wrong with my urethra!

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There’s 2 kinds of posts
-I feel pretty good!
-I feel pretty bad!

@Dayglochainsaw it was fun looking for stickers with you getting into the mind of a chaotic bisexual bottom welder

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