80 And Still Fucking @Dayglochainsaw@skull.website

makima is sexy and insane and unfathomably evil and i absolutely adore her

@Dayglochainsaw Is everyones stove like

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sometimes?

I'm convinced that state legislatures are actually just circuses that didn't attract big enough audiences

This is The Kyoto Aquarium flowchart for the relationships of their penguins

i’ve had battle-hardened pillow princesses tell me i give the best head they’ve ever had. legally that makes the the ruler of vag. i will duel any of u for this title and win.

back when i was a liberal the day before the 2016 election i was watching a clip from full frontal where samantha bee basically said "i'm not voting for hillary clinton, i'm voting for badass hillary rodham" and that was the first time i seriously thought "oh my god we're gonna fuckin lose". anyway the point im making is there are people making #settleforbiden memes around the clock TODAY it is JULY

SOCIALIST REALISM: Before the cosmonaut can take their first step, an army of workers must crunch numbers, fabricate parts, draft blueprints, and test and design rocketry.

CAPITALISM: uuuhh Elon Musk makes the rockets go.

You know who was "cancelled" so thoroughly that she literally fell off the face of the Earth after a couple vile smear pieces while virtually everyone who signed that Harper's letter stood by silently or gleefully participated in it? Tara Reade

(Stolen from Reddit, but definitely worth sharing)

ace people receive unhelpful sex/relationship education that teaches relationship models they can't fit into, are subject to corrective sexual violence, have to unlearn societal beliefs about sex and love to assert their boundaries, & may be disenfranchised bc of not accessing the rights conferred through marriage

these are excellent reasons for gay/bi & trans people who aren't ace, & ace people who are cis/heterooriented, to be in solidarity... whether or not they agree what 'queer' means.

landlords rn

thinking about him,,,

i would have no problem reading the king in yellow. after what yall post into my eyeballs that play cant do shit

i did things today. i have concluded that doing things sucks

absolute scenes

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence