Laser @Laser@skull.website

boost if you agree

Looking good, Evelyn

Looking at a recipe for a nice simple pasta dish and seeing "This is an amazing recipe. Hate to say it, we prepared it for the first time on 9/11, THAT 9/11" in the comments, rather startling

@Laser me explaining my tattoo

POPE BENEDICT XVI: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Pope Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jesuits would tell you.

enough with all the caca

kids these days, spending all their time trying to get a 3k follower account on twitter canceled for being ableist because they said elon musk has brain holes, or getting someone doxxed on tiktok because they said k-pop sucks. When i was YOUR age, i was watching fucked up videos of jihadists beheading people, and tricking people on SomethingAwful into looking at goatse! yall need to toughen up smh

Being friends with me means occasionally saying "I cannot go down *another* cloaca based rabbit hole with you"

if any song starts by copping the intro to "Be my Baby" by The Ronettes, two things will happen

1. I will love it
2. I will say " that intro is from "Be my Baby" by The Ronettes

i was going to make a #skullsongs playlist but I think it would be unlistenable just like. because of me.