Laser 🤪 @Laser@skull.website
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Hi, I'm Laser, I'm cool. Lifelong Philidelphian since 2019. I am 30 or 40 years old, I unironically like the Gin Blossoms and Applebee's and I dropped out of community college twice.
Joined Dec 2019
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The Phillies are the perfect team if you love dissapointment
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Skullsite will never die
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Is "Live Scene" the new "26 Dogs"? Maybe maybe not but it's the new #SkullSongs
Scheduling a "trogdor" tattoo
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midsommar scene with all the girls screaming in unison ringtone
It's 93 degrees at my house but only 80 on the shore. Let's go #ScumbagSummer
It's insane that Phillip Seymour Hoffman or John C Reilly weren't nominated for anything
I think Boogie Nights might be the best cast movie of all time
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DUNC forever
I never feel more like an alien then when I'm around other small town middle school parents. I'm like 6 inches taller than any of them and they don't know a single one of my cousins
Just saw my first Wawa that was out of gas. At least coke was cheap in the 70s
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The most "I am a Midwestern woman in my 30s who has a white collar job" thing about me is that I fucking love a short sleeve sweater, bring me all your short sleeve sweaters (ootd selfies, ec)
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elon musk, drugs
so funny when news outlets try to explain his 'erratic behaviour' or 'unconventional negotiating style' as 4d chess shit and avoiding the very obvious truth: he does shitloads of drugs. he makes decisions and tweets things while fucked up on drugs constantly. i understand legally they can't say that, but still. it's drugs!
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Rescuing a lobster from the grocery store, tending to it as it returns to full health, and then teaching it to code.
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sometimes I remember that the main dude from Arcade Fire is like 6-4, loves basketball, and fucking breaks ankles in the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game
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- he/him/king
Hi, I'm Laser, I'm cool. Lifelong Philidelphian since 2019. I am 30 or 40 years old, I unironically like the Gin Blossoms and Applebee's and I dropped out of community college twice.
Joined Dec 2019
