☠️ Gargoyle 13 ☠️ @Laser@skull.website

A bartender mentioned “the thing everyone has been talking about” and I thought he meant coffee hot sauce

im so happy that the dems are making sure the fascist american colonial plantation project bans juuls to protect our health

i called a seltzer "citrussy" and torie accused me of wanting to f*ck a grapefruit

sure hope none of you still shop at sams kkklub

Etsy: hey
me: no
Etsy: HEY
me: WHAT
Etsy: baby synthesizer

In my opinion, everything shouldn't always get worse forever, some things should get better, just one person's opinion though, idk

You know what, politely calling your local news station when they run some bullshit about cops ODing on fentanyl is actually pretty easy and cool to do

https://theap.substack.com/p/the-local-news-hung-up-on-me-for

rated the masto android app one star on the Play Store, and my only comment was, "I don't trust any German guy with a sense of authority"

sorry @Gargron. rough 20th century...

reading the Old Testament and thinking, "geez, God was a messy bitch who loved drama"

Making the forbidden Kraft Mac & Cheese.

Well here's the silliest $30 I've ever spent