Laser @Laser@skull.website

@torie
dirt: *asks to be a mod*
laser: no
dirt: *files 20 spurious reports about anime*
laser: *makes dirt a mod*

dirt confirmed

making @dirt a mod so its easier to ignore her reports is a 4d chess game i honestly would not have expected from jake tbh

@Laser

im shutting down the fun. no more fun, so sayeth slash. fun? she's over. that's not cool, to have fun. just say no, to fun. fun? not for me, and for you neither.

@Laser

I Crave Animal Crossing New Horizons I Feel It In My Soul I Just Cant Take It Anymore Please I need This Fucking Game I Cant I Cant I cant

NO effort. Only Paycheck

Hi I can't stop thinking about this (intense Jake Gyllenhaal eye contact)

February 2020: inspired by the upcoming Animal Crossing: New Horizons, a fediverse user starts the instance crossing.village, attracting several dozen new posters who proceed to engage in light RP as animal villagers
April 2020: crossing.village shuts down suddenly after an acrimonious three-day debate about the occupation of Palestine

Your beauty lasts beyond the grave
The angels call you, sainted maid
Although you're nameless here, forever more
Your voice is like forgotten lore
I'm rapping at the chamber door
I cannot compete with you, Lenore
Lenore Lenore Lenore Lenore
I'm begging of you please don't haunt my man

It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of the last of the Mambos. The year is 1999. The name of the song is Mambo No. 5.