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Im grilling brats, playing cornhole, listening to operation ivy and teaching a 3 year old how to skank before a :phillies: game. AKA: thriving

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Photobucket keeps sending me emails acting like it's some kind of threat that they'll close my account and wipe all the photos of me from 2002 to 2006 off the internet forever, and not just like a really sweet kind thing they could do for me

Rest in power, Mom. I hope you found solace in your last moments with the thought of us all being reunited again in the kingdom of heaven. Peace and love to you forever.

I just think I'd look really good with antlers

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the primary factor hindering the widespread adoption of cryptocurrencies isn't interference from governments, it's that cryptocurrency is worthless

Shes turning into such a lovely young woman in so many ways. You love to see it. She's figuring out her whole deal like a decade before I did.

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My oldest stormed out of a class because she was defending The South and "didn't want to take anyone's bullcrap".

Go off queen.

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I want a giant faux fur coat, I need to spend more time pulling up my lapels and lavishly rubbing my face on them

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met a friend i haven't seen in ages and was like so what's new etc, and she said well i'm a really big fan of the philadelphia eagles now

More like Guy DeBored amirite? Up top ✋ 0 favs

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I’ve been hiding the silly Korok various places. Today it popped up in my underwear drawer ☺️ so I guess he’s in the game too.

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Me wearing Chelsea boots, wranglers and a western button up: "yeah I'm pretty emo"

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This is about 15 years ago now when I lived in a trailer park by beaver lake and someone vandalized the bait store out front.
That pearl snap was sick as fuck and I miss it

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if a crust punk can own a dog, you can own a dog.

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