I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

@Laser Does it end up in these positions on its own? I feel like it does but the haunted nature of that doesn't even bug me.

@breakfastgolem I mean, I didn't pose these exactly, just pick him up and set him back down

@dirt I don't think I've gotten 100 favs yet. But I think I've got 50 before.

@Laser hey concerned friend the implication here is that this is ur personal elmo, not ur kids’?

@Laser time to celebrate by hitting some dingers with your new bat

@Laser ok, it'll still be there I'm sure, it's fate

@Laser I posted a picture of Evelyn that got like 113 faves

@Pixley @Laser jesus christ its like hes a hunter and hes showin off the prize kill

@Laser why are you doing this to that fuzzy red child

@Laser was gonna photoshop lynndie england into this pic

@Laser ok wait how do we know that's not a normal sized elmo?

@selfsame I've watched a lot of sesame Street and this has come across my mind. Normal Elmo has a head roughly the size of a toddler. I would estimate this is about 25 percent larger.

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