I could easily defeat a haunted doll in combat
@Laser You could, and so could everyone.
@radicalrobit it would be so easy!
@Laser you could just lock them in a room. They're too short to even reach the door knob.
@radicalrobit keep the knives in a cupboard. Pwned n00b
@Laser child locks and child gates. Absolutely unbeatable to a doll.
@radicalrobit @Laser simply put a large pot on top of it
@Laser does this include marionettes?
@Scout absolutely, even a ventriloquist dummy
@Laser aw shit
*Stashes DIY marionette kit and sweeps up summoning circle*
@Laser if chucky the doll from the movies was real,
you wouldn't beat him, instead you'd taste his steel
@coolwoman I would simply punt him into a wall and break him. Easy peasy he's like two foot tall
@Laser sorry i can't read this, could you please rewrite it as prose
@Laser hold on, i'll do it for you
@Laser I would simply break him with a punt into a wall
Easy peasy he's like two foot tall
@Laser been saying this for years. thank you
@healyn not scary in the least, grow up
@Laser same. Fuck those little bastards
@amateurhour I'm so much bigger!
@Laser just step on them and they’re done.
@Laser they are tiny and pathetic, and i would simply throw them over the horizon
@Laser I am going to show all these posts to the haunted dolls in your attic, we'll see what they say about it
@Pixley I keep haunted dolls as a bit because I do not fear them
@Laser bipidibpibpdibpdibpdipi haunted doll watch
I'm gonna pin this