They make coyote protection suits for small dogs that makes them all look punk as fuck
@Laser oh my god
@platypus it's so good
@Laser taking fashion notes
@Laser the small white one is too old to dress like that anymore but damned if anyone is gonna tell him that
@dustin I can relate
@Laser I suggest that the dogs simply be bigger and less delicious
@Pixley you always have the best solutions.
@Laser wow thank you
@Laser how did you find this photo of me
@Laser safe from coyotes and from pigeons sitting on the dogs! Double protection
@Laser smol doggies!
@Laser I think the dog on the bottom left bounced me out of a club in the early 2000s.
@reverb we've all been there
@Laser I was just saying how delicious dogs might be. Hypothetically!
@reverb ok I can't condone this
@Laser Oh and now I remember it wasn't a dance club it was a pet shop.
@Laser just who is """they"""
@bubblebobbletrueend coyotevest dot com as featured on shark tank. Google is your friend
@Laser I WAS HOPING FOR A CONSPIRACY but i'll keep that in mind if i ever get a tiny dog
@Laser wonder how these work on hawks
@Laser congrats, king
@Laser What are the straws on the back for? Do they somehow distract or scare coyotes?
LMAO, I love this.
@Laser did you plagiarize this
@torie I don't think so?
Coyotes go for the neck.
@Laser lmao that 3rd dog is skeptical AF
@Laser late stage CRAPitalism 😑
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