Hi, I'm Laser, my whole thing is like, I'm just a dude that posts.
Dirt asked me a couple days ago if I owned a bow tie. Here is my facebook profile picture from *late* 2017
Cw eye contact, mild lewd implied
The democrats explaining why they can't raise minimum wage due to a parliamentary procedure suggestion
Every part of reddit can not stop being the most reddit-ass shit
@TommyWiseau follows 1 mastodon account
I'm sorry, WHAT candy dot com now?!?!
Cw - unflattering selfie
You can google any emo band from the 10's and caption it "gonna tell my kids this is chapo trap house"
I look like a henchman from the first 15 minutes of a 90s action movie that tried to mug a woman in front of the lead actor and I'm there to estabish the lead's martial arts skills
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I'm cooking porterhouses and artichokes and baked potatoes for dinner but all I really want is leftover cheesesteak pizza with red sauce and fries on it
Broke: I am going to become the jokerWoke: literally becoming the jokerBespoke: I am going to pretend to be willy wonka on tiktok
This is, of course, the book I mean
I said I wanted to look like the dad from Inside Out a while back for 2k21 and I'm getting pretty close
Cw - selfie, eye contact
My daughter missed the trashcan and accidentally made a dream pop album cover
Ted Cruz is rockin' the covid mullet
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I saved these two pictures of roger stone dressed as the joker but I haven't come up with a post for them and I like my sad rfk avi
Gonna drink a 4 pack of each of these and start DMing my favorite podcasters
Cw - alc
It's been a real son of a gun sleeping this off today
Cw - illness /fever
If this gets me some free sandwiches I s2g
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