Happy birthday to all the beautiful milfs in *any* area 😉

Anyone else think it's weird that the last thing Bo Obama tweeted was "I have in my possession, information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

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my favorite quote from @Pixley's recent newsletter:

"The woods: you can run into them."

My oldest is learning that the difference between ironically and sincerely enjoying a country bar band is non-existent

@healyn its crazy, I've lived all across this country and I will always find the rednecks

I'm such a sucker for the song "wagon wheel" NGL

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I tried taking pictures of sandpipers with unfamiliar binoculars and they came out extremely vaporwave

@swirlz I saw it and was like "cryptids absolutely live here"

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I just heard someone on a pontoon say "because you've been enjoying white privilege your whole dang life" and now I desperately need to hear the rest of the conversation, please speak up sirs

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@deneb me too! The water is coffee colored and contrasted to it is very pretty

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