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Torie and Dirt's friendship is exclusionary and inherently cryptofash, in this thread I will...

I don't want to censor anyone but the new animal crossing is kinda difficult for me to follow any sort of linear achievements.

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New bit: starting all my posts with "I don't want to censor anyone but..."

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I don't mean to sound racist but I've been in bed for about 21 hours straight now.

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I don't mean to sound racist but I think cool ranch Doritos are by far the best flavor.

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I don't mean to sound racist but 2020 just got a whole lot sexier.

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Putting "I don't mean to sound racist but..." In front of innocuous posts

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i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!

it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo

please share!

youtu.be/uJtkO1j_tro

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hanging out online with my two best friends. we're all having a great time, being friends together. i'm doing fine

Bad news: the lead scientist working on a corona vaccine said some really problematic things on Twitter in 2010. 😬

No thank you king, I'll wait for the next one

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if you thought dirt was gone, you were wrong

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"dont @ me if you disagree or I dont like you" is the ultimate masto mood tbh

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look if only one single gay teen comes up to me with tears of joy in their eyes asking me for an autograph and telling me i changed their lives for the better forever and promises to name their child after me someday, it will have all been worth it

Horse shoe thoery is that I too think we could trim humanity's population by 2%. I just maybe have a different criteria than "sick old people" and maybe we try from the top down instead.

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