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@Laser Sidon is a town so unrepentant that even Herod hated it and it was also compared to Sodom so basically,

Sidon, a dick, and repent

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@Laser The Book of Matthew has something to say about living greedily and not caring for others:

"But I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the day of judgment, than for you."

The people: we want material changes, actual things that will effect our continued existence!

Liberal media: here's some symbolic gestures that won't do anything to our bottom line!

Libs: yasss queen, go off!

There's nothing in the Bible about wearing a mask, just sayin

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Animal Crossing villagers be like "I know a place"

I got sonic mania on a whim and it's the first sonic game I've played since the genesis and I am very dizzy after like 20 mins

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Hi! I really do not know how Mastodon works but I am here and ready. 💜 ✨

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liberals are the dogs of politics as in they look at your finger instead of where you're pointing

I had a houseguest over for the first time here and I described myself as an autodidact. Oh well, maybe the next one.

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1. Shaving my body head to toe
2. Watching Noam Chomsky videos
3. Listening unironically to the Ghanian funeral dancers song

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Also if there was a GLOBAL PROTEST MOVEMENT that was THREATENED by, say, CORPORATE SOCIAL MEDIA cooperating with law enforcement, I might CONSIDER using my RELATIVELY LARGE PLATFORM to PROMOTE MY ALTERNATIVE but hey. I’m just some guy

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crawling out of the pile of old newspapers i live in to explain why the capitol hill autonomous zone is 'ultra' and also 'liberal' as well as 'adventurist'

Alc 

Had my first white claw, gotta say pretty tasty. and I usually hate sparkling water

My Chemical Romance is just Taking Back Sunday for people that watched invader zim

Protestors: please stop killing us

Amazon and Hulu: you're right, Chang dressed as a drow *is* low key sus

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Damn, I can't believe the protestors finally took down the best episode of community. Looks like we can all go home.

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PUNK against COVID vol. 2: Riding The Second Wave

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