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I mean if I wrote a movie it would have aliens that were hot chicks and there would be guys getting hit in the balls

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Oh yeah cool you're a Walmart exec? I make $18.50 an hour and I live in new jersey, also I'm a communist now. How's Jaxon and McByreigliegh doing?

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Hahahah my 20 year high school reunion is this year. Fuck me

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is there a soundcloud rapper named Lil' Simp yet

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me, elderly, at the smashing pumpkins reunion concert in the year 2050: “The world *is* a vampire.”

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personne :

le logo de netflix : POUTOUMMMmmmmmMMMMMM

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I'm making a beautiful Roquefort butter that I'm gonna top a poterhouse with while finishing this trash drink

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Alc 

@Laser lmao this looks like it tastes like antifreeze

Also I've blocked or been blocked by all the losers

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The only reason I get away with posting dumb ass takes is because I'm nice and smart and funny and hot.

37 is a good age to finnaly appreciate Placebo's "Sleeping With Ghosts"

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