Laser posting his L's online @Laser@skull.website
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Hi, I'm Laser, my whole thing is like, I'm just a dude that posts.
Joined Dec 2019
You can google any emo band from the 10's and caption it "gonna tell my kids this is chapo trap house"
Laser posting his L's online
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I've never seen a snowy beach and I plan to rectify that today.
Every year on International Women's Day I think of my dad. He really loved women's sports. also it's his birthday
Laser posting his L's online
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Every time ANOLE isn't a valid word in the Spelling Bee puzzle, I just look at pictures of anoles for five minutes and think about who's gonna tell this lil fella he's not real
Food
I'm eating a wawa breakfast quesadilla that has cream cheese in it and drinking a monster "dragon tea".
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Catching up with the whole "canceled" white librarian rap thing via Michael Hobbes and consisted 😮
I mean I have met this woman* but still
https://twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/status/1362894629289402369
*I have not met THIS this woman but I am a white woman working in libraries, I have met more than one of this woman.
Gonna hit you in the face,
Gonna punch you in your glasses, oh no! 
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth
And if you go straight long enough you end up where you were
My toddler put a quarter in my martin and I guess it's just gonna live there forever now
Being recognized in a Walmart is how I refill my mana, that's why I've been so low lately
Laser posting his L's online
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fired from the mike bloomberg campaign for offering an instagram influencer $250 to post a screenshot of mike tweeting “taint smells like a fam”
Laser posting his L's online
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I'll reply on a two year old post. Idgaf
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Hi, I'm Laser, my whole thing is like, I'm just a dude that posts.
Joined Dec 2019
