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Anyway haven't done a mezzanine lobby selfie post in a while

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Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
And come on and, let's do it
Ride it
My pony

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im watching gone girl. finally a movie about a man who simply loves his wife

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Found some photos on my old phone of a Front Bottoms show I went to once and one of Modern Baseballs last shows before they broke up.

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Its probably on me that she has sand in her hair 5 days after going to the beach, but still

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My youngest was sent home with lice for the rest of the week, the only problem is that she doesn't have lice

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Steve from Blue's Clues coming back after 20 years to tell millennials everything is gonna be ok and he's sorry about student loans is like, peak millennial, adult-adolescent forever (hu)man-child shit

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offering neo a bit of sweetcorn: try this yellow pill dude

His full name is Sirhan Robinette Sirhan

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if hillary clinton had eaten the cum ritz NONE of us would be in this mess tbh

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This is my 20,000th post to skull dot website

Fight club
Matrix
Magnolia
10 things I hate about you
Boys don't cry
Sixth sense
Eyes wide shut
Office space
Blair witch project
Virgin suicides
Iron giant
American pie
Cruel intentions
Being John malcovich
American beauty

All released in 1999, best year in movies. Not a hot take

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On the one hand, he is 17 years old and has never learned to not eat plants, on the other hand, he's HOLDING his TAIL between his PAWS

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The people who tell me not to eat the horse paste are antifa (anti farm animalmedicineeating)

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