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Did I say here I got a new job and I start next Monday? It's a $6/hr raise and I'm gonna buy a Ford Bronco. Let's get some W's in the chat.

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Me after my daughter uses the potty: oh my god, that's so based and big-kid-pilled

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I found out that there's a sensory deprivation tank place the town over and it has shot up my Xmas list

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Parenting, bodily functions 

youngest has been potty trained for weeks doing number one. Today we bought her a doll and told her that she could have it when she pooped in the potty. She did not understand and had a big meltdown and I was like "yeah she's too young for the marshmallow test"

But like two hours later she did it! I have a fully potty trained child now B^)

My brother in law has completely coated his lo mein in taco sauce. This man is the :Jokee:

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can someone with search unearth my clue movie thread i will be forever in your debt

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My new dating app is not doing well, apparently there are not nearly as many Bonapartist as I expected....

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she never sits on my lap, just next to me but she's feeling very sorry for herself bc she had to have some medicine

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