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Guy who thinks pianos are cryptofash for having 88 keys

Yeah yeah i haven't been around but I'm still writing, try and stop me, here's a movie where Charisma Carpenter robs banks for convoluted reasons, it's called MY MOM ROBS BANKS and it's downhill from there dtmwagl.substack.com/p/my-mom-

body horror shitpost 

gonna fold my skull into my skull

How many of those sorority tik tok videos feature future congresswomen do you think?

Hey y'all! As some of you know, I'm running for alderman in my home town of Bartlett, TN.

When elected I will be the first progressive alderman in the history of the city and will be uniquely positioned to make changes for the better.

If you want to know what I'm about, check out thomas4bartlett.com

I do need money to run this campaign, so if you can contribute anything at all if would be greatly appreciated.

The "firendzone" isn't real, this is just my emotional support simp

I'm roasting 14 year old boys with my daughter, the best ones so far are "tell your waifu I said hi" and "I think your Lego death star is actually cool"

I won a raffle from a local jeweler....introducing my new dagger earring!!!!!!!!

Babe you don't understand, talon of the hawk is the front bottoms crying of lot 49, sure they had pervious output that is acclaimed but this is them debuting fully formed and sure they perfected and expanded on it later but ...

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Is he mansplaining or is he just neurodivergent and excited

someone recently told me "did you see, pope francisco cleaned house at opus dei" and i was like, that makes no sense? they raise too much fucking money. nobody is gonna stop that.

so i read into it and he just made it so the prelate is no longer a bishop, and they now report to the discastery of clergy which is probably where it SHOULD have been this whole time?

annnd now that nobody is left reading this post, here's the coded information for my vatican handler.

47. 32. 18. 06. 32. 91.

I just forgot that 4H is for children and almost suggested that as a good place for slash to enter her art

This game took two years off my life and I'm grateful, I ain't need to be 84

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Jeff McNeil looks like a ninja turtles enemy in human form

i 'logged off' and 'touched grass'. it was nice. recommended

TikTok live is the most deranged and algorithmically demonic place on the internet

Brandon Nimmo has been hitting .125 since the FBI raided Mar-A-Lago

Cc @healyn @jetsmetsclown

I love Harry Potter. I'm a Slytherin. I'm also a Leo, which maybe makes me sound more like a Gryffindor, but I'm a Leo, Pisces rising, Capricorn moon. That's the most Slytherin shit I've ever heard: you're kind of stuck up, you have a bit of controlling dad energy, and also are very emotional...

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