Amelia @Pixley@skull.website

It is Friday night so you have all weekend to read the #DTMWaGL I just sent, it's called HIS PERFECT OBSESSION and it's about an accountant with a lot of problems and a blind teen girl with, also, a lot of problems, and it's also about a sugar shack https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/his-perfect-obsession-dtmwagl-28

I am very sorry for all the Midwestern geography talk in today's #wtto but I am NOT sorry for talking shit about Schaumburg, Illinois, I will never apologize for that https://anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episode-19-Tiffanys-Frisbee-Kingdom-Emily-In-Postersyndrome-e1003gt

New pinned post for new newsletter home, subscribe at http://dtmwagl.substack.com and tell your friends, fuckos

It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

This toot for no one brought to you by hearing the Animals cover of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"

me listening to anyone sing a song that Nina Simone also sang: "ok but Nina Simone did it better"

The other day I learned that my brother's kids have the coveted Nugget couch, but I learned this from a video his daughter showed me where they put the box the Nugget came in over their whole bodies and run into the wall, they call this game Box Run

I got a decent night's sleep but when I woke up I still had problems, so I think going to a sleep doctor is unnecessary

Valid to take two benadryl and go to bed at 9:30 at your parents' house because you fucked up dinner because you literally cannot do a single thing right, you fucking disappointment, why don't you go drop out of college and spend the rest of your life scraping for entry level jobs again

One of my cousins isn't getting vaccinated because "she wants to have babies" and well guess what, that means you don't get to come to the family reunion sorry

Anyway I had a great fuckin time looking at ducks and sandpipers, I saw Northern Shovelers and Blue-Winged Teals and Wood Ducks and I thiiiiink some Lesser Yellowlegs and a Sora and a Great Egret and also a bunch of Prothonotary Warblers and a variety of thrushes, also I saw a tiny frog and a turtle and watched a beaver eat rushes for like ten minutes and yanked up some garlic mustard, what a DAY

I tried taking pictures of sandpipers with unfamiliar binoculars and they came out extremely vaporwave

Imo one of the best things about #wtto is that we all sound very different so you do not have the confusion of "who is talking and does it matter," we are not one of those podcasts hosted by a hydra with three to four identical voices

I just heard someone on a pontoon say "because you've been enjoying white privilege your whole dang life" and now I desperately need to hear the rest of the conversation, please speak up sirs

Good morning

Great news, I found a copy of Consider the Lobster in the office behind the spinning bookcase, I'm saved

I left my book at home and yes there are hundreds and hundreds of books in this house but I want MY book, the one I was already reading