Karen @Pixley@skull.website

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I miss baseball

It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

The weather knocked a branch out of one of my trees and onto the road and I had to go out and pull it out even though it fuckin WIMDY

I know I'm shack wacky but I keep thinking "molehole" and laughing

Angrily emailing the New York Times Spelling Bee puzzle creator because it won't let me use perfectly valid words like "hellchoke" and "molehole"

So the vegan place we got delivery from on Tuesday realized that they gave some people the wrong cupcakes and just gave everyone????? free cupcakes????? I did not care that my cupcake was supposed to have peanut butter frosting and it had espresso instead but I will absoLUTEly eat this unexpected cupcake

Today I got paid and also finished the thing I was crocheting, I don't have to do anything but lie here and also maybe finish my newsletter

This 12-year-old thinks that there's some point, in the future, when we will be able to ask for and get what we want, but let's be real, that time is not now, obviously, don't be silly

I am listening to an interview with a 12-year-old who is a passionate supporter of Joe Biden and I would like to institute a law that you can't watch MSNBC until you are at LEAST 25

I am reading a book in which the narrator calls her friend Larissa "Lar" and I have been thinking about this constantly, how do you pronounce this and why would you want to

I can't believe how much I miss going to the grocery store