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It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

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I bought them because I liked them in animal crossing.

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Bought my first ever pair of chucks today at the goodwill for 5 bucks.

Ootd, dirty mirror selfie, ec

How do I tell The Algorithm that I am actually significantly less likely to be interested in a story if the word "Karen" is in the headline

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Wotan appreciates all the birthday boosts!

I mean he's a cat so he doesn't know what mastodon is or what boosts are or what a birthday is or that any of you exist but he appreciates it! πŸŽ‚

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ATTENTION:

Today is Wotan's birthday! He is now a 4 year old cat! πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

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Look at this lad, barely even alive and yet captured the entire fuckin mood of 2020 `

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that my wee inflatable pool has a leak and I don't quite have the right kind of sticky thing to fix it right now

I wish I could send Blathers fossils as presents, that is an owl who would appreciate getting a nice skull in the mail

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You don't always have to be super detailed in your captions. When you're captioning images (which you generally should), ask yourself what your intention is. If you're posting a picture of, I don't know, a cat because you're making a pun involving cats, it's totally sufficient to write "a cat" because anything else would distract from the point. But let's say you're showing your followers a specific cat that you befriended on your way home, in that case maybe describe it! Is it a tabby or a tuxedo? Longhair or shorthair? What colour are the cats eyes? Long whiskers? Just give it a minute. Captioning can be fun and it's good mindfulness practice because it makes you think about what you're looking at.

Today my husband was about to tell his cousin that no, we could not come to her wedding on August 1, because there's a plague on, maybe you've heard of it, and then he found out her dog died today so uh it's just been that kind of day I guess

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It took me 3 tries to figure out what I wanted to do, but I finally finished this quilt top! It's a large throw. Not yet quilted but I'm super happy with how it turned out.

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Everyone in their early 20s knew a dude that was really into dave matthews and sublime and was in a cover band named "Tribal Alien"

I got my husband a cool glittery phone case and now I'm looking at phone cases and I keep thinking, "oh look at this cool glittery one!" and I'm mad I can't have it

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old art, nudity in paintings 

here's some paintings I made in the past. I want to paint again.

Can I play this song on the ukulele? Of fucking course I can

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The thing about Hamilton is I am an apologist, but it is very funny that LMM is the worst singer in the cast and he cast himself as the lead that everyone is mad at how cool and smart he is.

Skull dot website is like at least 30% Hamilton apologists :skullglasses:

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