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Anyway I have a new and I don't even know if I wrote jokes in it or if the premise of this movie where our heroine Amelia is a 911 operator who tracks down and steals trinkets from the people she takes calls from is enough to keep you interested but I loved this strange, strange movie dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-str

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Finally the all-animal episode I've always wanted to do, both large farm animals and "smaller, wetter animals"

anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episod

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New pinned post for new newsletter home, subscribe at dtmwagl.substack.com and tell your friends, fuckos

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It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

I just saw someone refer to going vegan as "I became plant-based" and no, I'm sorry, you are still physically made of meat

I found a review of the new SPICE album by someone who was like "holy shit I have never heard of this band before and this album fucking whips, it's incredible" and I cannot wait for that person to hear "26 Dogs"

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I'm gonna start playing the violin in my 30s just in case any local post-hardcore band has a gap to fill, i don't think melodica or trombone are gonna cut it

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My dad's Spotify playlist has played three Sheryl Crow songs in a row and when i said something about it he said, "what, you don't like Sheryl Crow?" and i was like "I mean,"

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Little known fact, if you want to be in a profession where you touch bodies, you start out learning it on cadavers. Med school? Cadavers. Tattoo artist? Cadavers. Massage therapist? Cadavers. Yoga instructor? You better believe you're gonna teach downward dog to a cadaver

Currently identifying the swallows in my parents' yard and explaining the distinctions between each species while also saying "I understand you do not care about this as much as I do"

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I hope Alex Garland gets to make F/D Cinemascored theatrical films for the next 80 years

I have to drive myself to my parents' house today even though it is raining and i am very tired and I'm consoling myself with "at least you'll probably see some nice ducks when you get there"

My brain is toast now, and by that I mean that where my brain used to be it's just toast, a piece of toast is there, but thank you SO MUCH if you pledged or shared the triviathon, thank you thank you good night

The real star of the triviathon was @phillyis who absolutely crushed it

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yay they raised over 3k for healthcare! fuck I hate that we have to do fundraisers for healthcare!! yaaay

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I drew a bird on a post-it during trivia, as is my way

There are so many dragons in this trivia set

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