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It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

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New about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wro

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I have decided that this week I will wear lipstick, even and especially if I'm not going anywhere

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every day I’m hustling, and I try to be a good dad

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I literally ran out of room to do an exegesis on one particular shot in this movie so I'm going to do it as a subscriber bonus

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New about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wro

I'm putting the pictures in my newsletter right now and I had to stare at one of them thinking, "is that a boom mic in the frame?" for several seconds before realizing that actually Evelyn had run in front of the TV at just the right second, that's her tail

Looking at a recipe for a nice simple pasta dish and seeing "This is an amazing recipe. Hate to say it, we prepared it for the first time on 9/11, THAT 9/11" in the comments, rather startling

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i made a made-for-tv xmas movie bingo card. you're welcome

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[yelling whisper] its all the gooddd that wont come out of uss

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lets get together and talk about the modern age 🥺

The first IMDb keyword for the Lifetime movie I'm writing about is "tied feet" and imo they should not let perverts on IMDb

More songs should have rounds, for group singalongs

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The adoption of Live, Laugh, Love language into Qanon blows people’s minds. But it’s real and it’s always been there. I remember going to a new age convention years ago and talking to a person in a “Be Kind” t-shirt who was working in a Ron Paul kiosk amidst yoga paraphernalia who glowingly explained to me why the Iraq War was the will of God.

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We're entering an era of sports where all the kid's movie plots like "our only option was to let a kid/middle aged guy/golden retriever play!" could become real

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