Amelia @Pixley@skull.website

New pinned post for new newsletter home, subscribe at http://dtmwagl.substack.com and tell your friends, fuckos

It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

Looking good, Evelyn

I have decided that this week I will wear lipstick, even and especially if I'm not going anywhere

I literally ran out of room to do an exegesis on one particular shot in this movie so I'm going to do it as a subscriber bonus

New #DTMWaGL about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wrong-cruise-dtmwagl-20

I'm putting the pictures in my newsletter right now and I had to stare at one of them thinking, "is that a boom mic in the frame?" for several seconds before realizing that actually Evelyn had run in front of the TV at just the right second, that's her tail

Looking at a recipe for a nice simple pasta dish and seeing "This is an amazing recipe. Hate to say it, we prepared it for the first time on 9/11, THAT 9/11" in the comments, rather startling

The first IMDb keyword for the Lifetime movie I'm writing about is "tied feet" and imo they should not let perverts on IMDb

Yes I am listening to the Decemberists

More songs should have rounds, for group singalongs