Karen @Pixley@skull.website

Being a brat and demanding compliments on main 2k20

Making a post about my newsletter so I can pin it, subscribe to Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime and tell your friends, fuckos http://www.tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia

Reading an article about Jeff Bezos that includes the sentence "It was not his only superyacht of the summer," and thinking some thoughts

I am going to bed crying because I am so proud of Gracie Gold

For the love of god, free yourselves from my posts

Frankly baffled that I am getting follow requests from people on their new monads accounts, have you not noticed that I am like the least smarty smart person on here

Great

Looking longingly at pictures of the huitlacoche quesadilla I ate last week

For years and years, a person used my email address as like, their garbage email address and I got this woman in Ohio's Chili's receipts and teacher conference signup reminders, and I really felt like I got to know her

I have just realized that the last name is the less common variation of mine

Well,

Someone's mom doesn't know their kid's email address so I, Kenneth (Lastname), have just been added to a "personal profile" at USAA

Oh shit the new season of Uncover is gonna be about a satanic panic, gimme gimme gimme gimme

Can't wait for the new Animal Crossing, solely because I want to see my animal friends in sleeves