Amelia @Pixley@skull.website

If you know me, you might be surprised that I brought up the prospect of a secret second family on the new #wtto without bringing up Bartolo Colón, and the reason for that is that this is not a podcast about Bartolo Colón and I wouldn't have shut up about him for forty-five minutes

https://anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episode-23-The-Beach-Town-Shingy-Is-Decadent-and-Depraved-e13fn0u​

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It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

I need to be supervised while I eat dinner, otherwise anything could happen

Went for a nice walk, rattlesnake master and sumac looking real good

I am equally proud of myself for: a) leaving the family reunion early, and telling my dad why I was leaving early, without shutting down or melting down, and b) unpacking my travel bag before I went to bed last night; these are basically the same level of accomplishment for me

Leaving the family reunion early because it is Simply Too Chaotic and I can't deal with it and I don't have to

My uncle went to a conference that wanted you to pick out a green, yellow, or red wristband for the amount of social distancing you ask people for, and he brought me a red band, six feet away from me forever please

I forgot to pack my scorebook but it's fine, Kyle and I are skipping the Sox game we were supposed to go to because it Does Not Sound Fun

Crying in between putting on eye cream and mascara so I'm only wasting half my cosmetics

Sitting in the passenger seat of the car quietly chanting "baseball baseball baseball" to myself

Hyping myself up for the family reunion by singing along to "A Better Son/Daughter", I'm pretty sure I'm doing this right

Help I have found a website called "little black tux dot com", can one of my friends get married or have a gala or something