Someone's mom doesn't know their kid's email address so I, Kenneth (Lastname), have just been added to a "personal profile" at USAA
I have just realized that the last name is the less common variation of mine
For years and years, a person used my email address as like, their garbage email address and I got this woman in Ohio's Chili's receipts and teacher conference signup reminders, and I really felt like I got to know her
@Pixley congrats kenneth
@aflightybroad access to USAA is just moments away for me, Kenneth
@Pixley aahh so it's the French Kenneth Skullsiteweb instead of Kenneth Skullwebsite?
@Ophillous it's the We Still Live in Germany Kenneth Skulldotwebsite, and I am This Is America, Okay Karen Skulldotwebsite
@Pixley that sounds like a really frustrating thing to have to deal with !!
@Ophillous hopefully they figure it out, because I do not know how to tell them they got it wrong!!
@Pixley uh oh!!! Hopefully that doesn't cause any problems before it gets caught
@Pixley I had someone with a very similar name and I'd get that stuff at my email and I was worried at first (I didn't order Grabhub from Des Moines)
@whiskeysailor yeah it's creepy getting a receipt for something you didn't order! Am I being scammed, what is this! But no, people just can't spell their own names
@Pixley I think they finally fixed it but for a few years I was jealous of all the British rail travel my namesake was doing, judging by the receipts I would get
@ItsTheManOnTheMoon ah yes, that glamorous British rail travel life
@Pixley I'm jealous of any country with any kind passenger rail infrastructure tbh
Skull dot website is an intentionally small instance for friends.