I have been looking at this photograph, which is illustrating a Goop article about how to give a massage, for several minutes and I cannot quite figure out how the limbs in it work
@Pixley this gives me vibes like that one scene in Zardoz, the one where they're trying to give Sean Connery a boner
@Pixley I think the person in the foreground is uh . . . buzzing from the bathroom
@baturkey I also had this thought
@Pixley *shaking fist* GOOOOOOOP
@Pixley the massaged person is crossing her arms like she's upset that it's not going well
@Aleums I can't blame her
@Pixley This appears to be a massage for people with more than two legs? At least, the graphic at the top shows somebody with four.
@drewzero1 aHA that's the trick!
@Laser can you explain it to me please
@Pixley ok so when two people love each other very much...
@Pixley green is the woman's limbs, red is the man's
@Laser this looks SO uncomfortable
@Pixley yeah, it's models posing for a picture.
@swirlz why is it BLURRY
@Pixley I got it
@Cyborgneticz ok but like, why is this happening
@Pixley a confused photographer
@Pixley analysis attached
@t54r4n1 thank you for your service, why does this photograph exist
@t54r4n1 is this loss
@lawremipsum not every piece of abstract art is loss!!
*double checks image*
okay no this is loss.
@Pixley octopus people
@Pixley I am “Third Person in the Picture “ truther for this
@Suplex interesting, interesting, back it up by drawing lines over the picture, please
@Pixley this is my truth
@Pixley theres at least 3 people in this image
@jacethechicken I am willing to entertain this possibility
@Pixley they have the same photography team Vanity Fair has?
@Pixley I think I've figured it out as best as possible, but also is she just taking the picture with her chin or mouth or what? I guess we don't see her right hand, so she could be awkwardly holding a selfie stick, but still!
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