And if you hate checking your email, here is the thing I wrote! It is called MOMMY'S LITTLE PRINCESS and I gave it a CW for extremely intense monarchism, but I should have added one for the threat of poison ivy https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/mommys-little-princess-dtmwagl-16
@Pixley good one
@Pixley There was a short-lived sitcom called Trial & Error where one of the running jokes was chanting "murderboard! Murderboard!"
@Pixley my partner and I are reading it, each one on their phones, and giggling periodically. Thank you for this!!
@Sissas thank you for reading it!!
@Pixley so my mum messaged me today to tell me that my great great grandmother’s surname is the surname of a formerly aristocratic family in the area (one of them married the daughter of King James II!), so I guess it’s time for me to go batshit and insist I’m royalty and push someone off a cliff
@dreadpirateyarr you simply must, it is the only way!
@Pixley I greatly enjoyed this!
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