Someone posted "not sure who needs to hear this but there are a couple of ducks in the park" in my Nextdoor and I'm so used to the first clause being followed by an affirming statement that it took me like an entire minute to realize that it's not like "and the ducks are VALID"

Update: I just looked at the replies to the duck post

@baronnarcveldt people have the wildest problems, and the worst solutions, it's tremendous

@_ yeah they don't seem wild about it when I walk up to a mallard and yell "I see you, queen"

@Pixley a response to the reactionary Mallards Matter movement

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