I wrote a new #DTMWaGL about an absolutely bewildering film called HE'S OUT TO GET YOU and if you love dead cops, this is the MOVIE for YOU https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/hes-out-to-get-you-dtmwagl-32
@Pixley there are any number of reasons it could have gotten there and that is why my client should be found not guilty, thank you
@baturkey Duke never makes it as far in the postseason as he should, but we're gonna keep giving him more chances
@checkervest it's so weird, Alex! Why does it exist! Why did someone put it in their movie! It feels like someone lost a bet or something!
@Pixley I tried to see if maybe it was from something, like a stage prop maybe, and while I couldn't find anything, I did find this writeup of what sounds like an Absolute Theater Experience, full of quotes like "It is the London International Mime Festival, after all, and if there is one thing a mime loves, it's a folding chair."
@checkervest I can't believe this is only a three-star review, with lines like "When the mask is dropped, we see that this figure is a chimpanzee and are forced to re-evaluate each action up to this point."
@Pixley promote during the day, actually read snuggled under the covers at bedtime, that's my game plan
@Pixley I 100% scrolled all the way to this post, people expect a certain standard from me I would never boost something I haven't read!!! Unless there's a cat
@Pixley I got to the chimpanzee mannequin wearing a powdered wig before I had to return to work. I will come back to this to see if it shows up later in the film.
@Tel gosh I sure hope the chimp in a powdered wig comes back around, otherwise it's just really weird!
@Pixley that statue...
I guess this is what you get when you don't keep your movie super bland, like "ah my poor dead wife. We both loved this park," or whatever. It's realistic that she'd be pining over something wildly specific and weird like a life-size Chimptoven
@InternetEh you know, if my mom died tomorrow, I'd go to her house and get emotional over her extensive collection of salt and pepper shakers, so I get it
@Pixley a violent argument over which sibling gets to keep dear old dad's weird statue of a dog who is also a butler
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