I saw these Edward Steed cartoons of things he overheard at the zoo over a week ago and I have not stopped thinking about them since
@Pixley glad this guy doesn't come to my zoo or else I'd be immortalized for my yelling at our useless penguins
@neko I had a professor once who just hated penguins, he liked to tell us about the "horrible smelly toddlers" he had to deal with (it was an oceanography class so not......that relevant)
@Pixley our zoo has a nice big swimming area for them and they all just crowd around the feeding door honking, 24/7
@Pixley me to the kid hating on the world's best lizard (the gila monster): listen here you little shit,
@Pixley I really wish he'd indicated what they have in Florida and his brother killed. I'm guessing iguanas
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