Watching my neighbor try to put the moves on a chick outside. I’m not moving. I was out here first.

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Imagine you have a nice date and you’re trying to have a cute moment in front of your house but you look over and your red neck ass neighbor is out there in a kiss shirt and basketball shorts, weed one hand, beer in the other, glaring at u.

@amateurhour This is the perfect post. I feel like I just saw Jesus being born.

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