Elvis FOSStello @cool@skull.website
He/him type of guy
Joined Dec 2019
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Sometimes the guy that’s hardest to find is ourselves
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If you’re mean to me online I’m calling your mother
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I'm getting faves and gaining followers but somehow my problems aren't going away
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When u think about it.. this website is basically like a masto meetup.. but online
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Pervert alliance
Elvis FOSStello
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Your honor, I’m just a little guy
The alpha males took J&J so they could get one and done and go back to flipping tractor tires over in parking lots
Officially became a Pfizercuck today
What if the gamers went on strike
Your honor, I’m just a little guy
Guy who used to be a huge TRAPT fan before he found out about their politics
Inventing a new pseudoscience called “neurofinance” solely so I can author a book titled “Brain Sells”
I wonder if Reddit didn’t exist if we would just have a lot more novels
Interesting that there was this steady stream of articles about how playing games is bad for you until journalists spent a year working from home
Thing I’m noticing about foes is they all seem to think I’m the bad guy
The i-slur (imp*rialist)
Whenever I oppose something, you bet your ass it’s diametrically
Elvis FOSStello
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Did you hear about the painter who only painted on lightweight trucks?
He was known for being a pickup artist.
In the early 2000s all anyone on any social media site wanted was a sarcasm font
3 words that terrify every gamer?
“Wireless controller disconnected”
“I’m gonna become the joker” - the joker, before he became the joker
Signs you may be a foe
If you enjoy one or more of the following:
- patrolling
- standing around
- breathing heavily
- grunting
- lying in wait
You might be a foe
Imagine: the brain as a weapon. A terrifying thought
He/him type of guy
Joined Dec 2019
