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Sometimes the guy that’s hardest to find is ourselves

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If you’re mean to me online I’m calling your mother

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I'm getting faves and gaining followers but somehow my problems aren't going away

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When u think about it.. this website is basically like a masto meetup.. but online

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Foe advice 

People are always asking me for advice on dealing with various foes. My first rule? Never turn your back on a foe.

foe advice 

Be sure to avoid attacks from foes. Successive attacks from foes will lead to defeat, if not avoided.

If you’re not serious about posting, then you’re on the wrong website buddy

I gave flowless a hellsite invite and still no new flowless alt

No need to crack open the thesaurus, brother


its on you to figure out what is and isn't an acceptable interaction with me on this account and in my replies. I reserve the right to be rude as fuck to you if you act like an idiot in my mentions. hope this helps.

You don’t understand true hardship until you’ve played a video game on “really hard” mode

Crying in the club thinking about how much my bros mean to me

Thought... thot... anyone make a pun with this yet?

foe advice 

Thing I’ve noticed about foes is they love to leave valuable shiny items laying around in the open. If you see a shiny item, foes are prob nearby

The controller throw heard ‘round the world

*looking down at my wrist watch* “sorry ladies, gotta run. Fellas time” - thing I’ve had to say many times

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If there’s one thing every guy craves it’s fellas’ time.

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