Elvis FOSStello @cool@skull.website
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Sometimes the guy that’s hardest to find is ourselves
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If you’re mean to me online I’m calling your mother
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I'm getting faves and gaining followers but somehow my problems aren't going away
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When u think about it.. this website is basically like a masto meetup.. but online
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That’s a very specific fantasy, brother
Elvis FOSStello
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Is KNZK down for anyone else?
Foe advice
People are always asking me for advice on dealing with various foes. My first rule? Never turn your back on a foe. #foetip
foe advice
Be sure to avoid attacks from foes. Successive attacks from foes will lead to defeat, if not avoided. #foetip
If you’re not serious about posting, then you’re on the wrong website buddy
Elvis FOSStello
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I gave flowless a hellsite invite and still no new flowless alt
What’s all this then, brother
No need to crack open the thesaurus, brother
Elvis FOSStello
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gee i wonder who xXx_ThanosFan69_xXx is
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Boundaries
its on you to figure out what is and isn't an acceptable interaction with me on this account and in my replies. I reserve the right to be rude as fuck to you if you act like an idiot in my mentions. hope this helps.
You don’t understand true hardship until you’ve played a video game on “really hard” mode
New flowless just dropped
Crying in the club thinking about how much my bros mean to me
Thought... thot... anyone make a pun with this yet?
bro, are those... are those tears?
Elvis FOSStello
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theyre working on a new monkey
foe advice
Thing I’ve noticed about foes is they love to leave valuable shiny items laying around in the open. If you see a shiny item, foes are prob nearby #foetip
The controller throw heard ‘round the world
*looking down at my wrist watch* “sorry ladies, gotta run. Fellas time” - thing I’ve had to say many times
If there’s one thing every guy craves it’s fellas’ time.
