Elvis FOSStello @cool@skull.website

Sometimes the guy that’s hardest to find is ourselves

If you’re mean to me online I’m calling your mother

This didn’t age well. People are still going bankrupt buying NFTs

One time like 2 years ago I saw someone #onhere boost their own post after 30 minutes and ever since then that’s been the acceptable time frame threshold I’ve maintained

Over-clocking is when your gaming demands surpass the usual 40 hours of gaming per week

Peak performance

I don’t need the horse paste I have Jesus

Glueing a weight to my skull and whacking my head with a hammer to fix my vibes

It’s said that the ancient gamers used to draw their save files on the stone sides of mountains and inside caves

Any perilous foes #onhere?

Men literally only want one thing and it’s free and fair elections

There are people out there who went bankrupt buying NFTs which is kinda funny to think about now

Foes cannot be reasoned with, they have hate in their hearts

Who says typing up code all day *has* to be boring! *pulls out rgb gaming keyboard*

gonna start glomming on to things

Computers can’t even do anything without being told to do it. They are pathetic. I laugh at them

I don’t think computers could survive without humans. They are simply too stupid and helpless.