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i'm interested in the going home lifestyle

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will i ever shut up about 2012's most heralded maximalist indietronica album about mental illness?

yes, in 2 weeks when i'm obsessed with something else

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weird trivial impending doom thoughts 

me: haha the last date i went on before covid was the last one with my ex before i got dumped weird

me: oh that was probably the last date i went on in 2020 that's strange

me: oh that that was also probably the last date i went on before the second american civil war

me: you know, that might have been the last one before the apocalypse. rats.

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Gordon Hayward’s mustache is repulsive and he looks ridiculous and I hate his MAGA guts.

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my ex just sent me the cutest letter 🥺

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don't give me that "just don't jump on stage" bullshit. if i don't do it they tell me to take my ass back across 8 mile and it's easier to just bite the bullet at that point

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honestly i fucking hate going to rap battles. everyone always asks me to jump on stage and rock the mic and it's exhausting. it would be fine occasionally but it happens literally every time i go now. show up, jump on stage, rock the mic.

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"oh sure, we had quite the crew back in the day. there was Dirt and Maggotboy and Jizz Goblin and Matt"

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Wait are we all sad what the hell

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don't pull me down
this is where i belongggggggg

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Gamergaters wouldn’t know how to eat ass if they tried.

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Animals 

i keep forgetting that one time my dog fell asleep and then one of my foster kittens fell asleep on his head and then that i took a photo and, finally, that other people might like this.

just remembered

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If i show my tits will you shut up about the fucking vape ape

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people named Claire really need to stick together, it’s a tough world out there for us

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robot pussy 

ROBOT PUSSY

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I almost can't believe that The Matrix came out 13 months after In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. I'm kind of a mess right now

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I am a monster and I must be destroyed

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