me, on my deathbed: so that's pretty much it, all my affairs are in order. just one more thing
lawyer: go ahead
me: can u add my ex to the will
lawyer: absolutely. what are you leaving to them?
me: oh, nothing. i just want you to say "what's up" for me
lawyer: when you die, you want,,, you want me to say "what's up" to your ex?
lawyer: i'm... not doing that
lawyer: it's weird
me: fine. good. whatever.
lawyer: is that all then?
me: can u hand me my phone?
@Laser no regurts
@dirt im going to be laboring over a granite death bench and running all over tarnation planting blueberry bushes and adding your posts to desktop library computers and you fully wont have left me anything in your will except instructions on chaste memes to send your other exes.
@torie is it too much a bother?
@dirt no but i hope i still get to live in your house
@dirt ill need to have somewhere to be holed up sending all these posthumous texts
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