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weird trivial impending doom thoughts 

me: haha the last date i went on before covid was the last one with my ex before i got dumped weird

me: oh that was probably the last date i went on in 2020 that's strange

me: oh that that was also probably the last date i went on before the second american civil war

me: you know, that might have been the last one before the apocalypse. rats.

@dirt
dates then: screaming at the manager of olive garden because they wouldn't give you a mountain of shredded cheese for your salad
dates in the future: wearing one of those fucked up masks with mouth holes to eat raw hot dogs you found in someone's basement freezer

@dirt honestly though i'm so excited to do a civil war because i've always wanted to own 7 TVs

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