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@triz there's only one shepherd, and we are all of his flock

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liquor cabinet? i hardly— (dirt pulls me off the stage with a shepherd's crook)

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mh — 

ok I’m deadly serious when I say this. if there is anyone who lives in the Oakland/sf Bay Area willing to let me live in their attic or garage or something for a week or two please let me know. I’m quiet and unobtrusive. I’ll get COVID tested and everything. I’m going completely out of my mind in this house. My mom and I are both constantly on the verge of breakdown and even if I could stay with my boyfriend (I can’t) itd end disastrously.

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@healyn it was the halloween broadcast. immediately after this she broke news about a quadruple murder then introduced a segment about debt collectors harassing parents over children's lunch money

@healyn healyn did i post the hot gremlin newscaster last year

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if this toot gets 1,000 boosts i will die of dysentery

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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

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Leave the Mueller investigation and Brexit to twitter. Here on mastodon we have more pressing issues:

1) Can ducks run?
2) Cricket: is it a "paddle" or a "bat"? (it's a paddle)
3) Were dinosaurs a bunch of feathered goofy assholes? (yes)
4) Was Foucault French? (jury is still out)

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taking over this instance from cambrian and re-skinning it as tradical (catholic) dot town

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*blowing blue raspberry scented rings* haha yeah i have an american wife what about her

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*takes a drag from a cucumber-melon scented vape* witches.town? I haven't heard that name in a long time. where in 2018 did you say you were coming from?

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minding your own business will be, by definition, abolished under communism

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mutual aid for a queer who needs essential dental work 

hi y’all, bringing this back around again-

last time i boosted this y’all were able to raise about $410 which covered a little under four fillings, which i am super grateful for. i still owe $2250 for the next two fillings and two crowns, so if you have money to spare this queer would really appreciate it. please don’t donate if you’re BIPOC or struggling yourself.

my venmo is @ juicebat ❤️

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