As they should, Jessica Simpson.

Sidebar: I’m very intrigued by why she only eats the “tips” of bacon and what that exactly means

You can be sad and have emotions about 9/11 and simultaneously mad/ annoyed at the constant puffball new stories and patriotic drumbeating about the day.

Also, with this change in jobs I’ve once again read for pleasure and I have read 12 books just since the start of August.

Also I work in a library now and it’s been great for my soul.

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I came back just to tell you all that some ladies came into my library and told me have off “strong book lesbian vibes” and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or insult.

The Front Bottoms are playing at Lollapalooza this year so clearly we need a skull site road trip.

Are scotcheroos a Midwestern thing? How does no one know what I’m talking about when I bring them up?

I applied for 16 jobs yesterday. Almost all of them entry level clerical positions that pay me as much as I made when I had a full teaching schedule.

It hurt so. Fucking. Bad.

My daughter starts t-ball today and I was worried my dad was being extra getting her cleats.

Almost all of these girls showed up not only in cleats but with travel bags with their own helmets and everything.

There is a stack of magazines called “Midwest Living” in this house.

I may need to investigate.

Thinking about getting this quail fabric and making a dress out of it.

I personally don’t think you should be allowed to profit on people borrowing things.

Today I learned there’s a bird called a cowbird.

Excuse me,

Why is Aaron Rodgers hosting Jeopardy???

This is the proper way to wear baseball pants.

Just saying.

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I can’t express how much I love it when a baseball player wears his pants up around his knees and you get to see some socks.

I just came to tell everyone that there is a mourning dove couple hanging on the ground underneath the bird feeder today.

And a very bright red cardinal keeps popping by too.

On the plus side,

Remember back in 2020 how people kept wanting to rewrite “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?

Well if we continue into 2021 we can keep the line about “trouble in the Suez”

Maybe I’ll just open an Etsy store and sell dumb T-shirts I make with my moms cricut and finally write the novel I keep saying I’m gonna wanna write.

People would buy a pink shirt with the Mendl’s logo on it from Grand Budapest Hotel on it, right?

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