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I hate language of "rebranding" but maybe we need to do that for history so that tiktok teens don't accidentally get Nazi tattoos

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what if u were born with the word 'ass' tattooed on your elft wrist... and the word 'piss' tattooed on your right wrist. would that be fucked up or what

Those of us who are asking Gen Z to “please stop getting nazi symbols accidentally tattooed on yourselves” don’t realize how sketchy the tattoo places Millennials made are. You guys voted with your dollars now we’re paying for it

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archer is out of the coma! our national nightmare is over!

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idk how plugged into tiktok y’all are but last night several tiktok teens started the #genztattoo trend and, no joke, tattooed a nazi symbol, the wolfsangel, on themselves.

man i did some cringey shit on tumblr back in the day but at least i didn’t give myself a hate speech tattoo on accident.

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Hearing that Koopa the turtle is going to an anti mask protest where he will shout “take it off honey” to people walking by?

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@evan i think at the point where someone is this taken by unreality you have to just lean into it. like "yeah thats true and also it is good"

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i tried to tell him there are people who try to do this every day called “landlords” and he should really be taking this out on them

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