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I Am A Parrothead First, An Anprim Second, White Third

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I’m turning the tables. ladies if you want a shot with me you need to have all your Tilikum lore and fun facts down.

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@evan their sugar free variety is also nice in a radically different direction.

@evan So good you take them even when you feel fine. Good thing Aspirin hasn't caught on.

The fun part of taking a tums? well it's the flavor and the crunch.. the texture is also a big contributor. not sure there's another candy OR drug on the market that compares.

I should note that regardless of the results i will still be Smooth Sailing tonight

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@evan tums neutralize acid, but also cause the production of more, it's no good if you don't already have too much acid

taking tums recreationally (when there is either no medical need for them or an anticipated but not confirmed need), the process also known as “smooth sailing”:

armie hammer still method acting from sorry to bother you

hey babe lets... enhance the mood. smooth sailing. stomach insurance (i pull out a large container of tums for recreational use)

looking expectantly at evan and rico for approval: more like bowel movement bendis, amirite

“Because it is our birthday and she come see me- ah!”

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The part in Sisters where she’s just like “ooh oui i am french canadien... it eez different” (still unclear what question she responds to exactly) and the movie just powers right past that accent... amazing filmmaking

this may be emotionally and psychically painful, but also, i'm having fun, and that's what matters

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christians, you probably don't wanna read this one 

carefully avoiding any mention of eschatology when talking with the protestant leftists i know because i don't want to know or think about how they reconcile the two. there, uh, isn't much in the way of protestant eschatology that isn't substantially and inherently racist.

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