lennie @lennie@skull.website

Change of plan, instead of a day off I've decided I'm doing this #mastoart

just stopped to get petrol and when we came out of the kiosk some dick parked at a pump in a winnebago started honking the horn at us. we got closer to give them a piece of our mind and it was a fucking dog

Eye doctor said my optic nerves have “nice tight holes” 😅

you don't hear so much about the bermuda triangle these days

ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space

young sheldon ring

dr jill flotus: i want to "let's go brandon" tonight, dear

joe potus: not now honey, can't you see i'm playing with my lionel choo choos? the 00 gauge track just came in

bob hope: welcome to heaven, son

ruth bader ginsberg: how do i end a post. how do i bring this in for a landing

steve jobs: ligma balls

congressheads be like “they tried to kill us 🥺” ok bestie have you tried not being repulsive losers

I cannot believe that we are still doing this shit, I am literally begging reporters to stop regurgitating absolute nonsense cops post on Facebook (or I'm writing them polite emails anyway)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/06/14/tennessee-sheriffs-office-folded-dollar-bills-fentanyl/7619830001/

it's seems an increasing number of users on here believe that I owe them full references + explanations for every one of my unintelligible posts. And their right. I am lower than a dog. I live to serve the default avatar gentry

british people will see someone get trampled by a horde of elephants and be like "you alright mate?"

👎 pound sterling
👉 britcoin

Axel rose: you know where you are?
Me: Nope
Axl rose: you're in the jungle baby
Me: oh cool!
Axl rose: you're gonna die
Me: ☹️

Was it not Shakespeare who said it is better to have apes and lost them rather than never having apes at all

they bought a ZOO????

it's legal and therapeutic to drink a tall glass of juice and put it down and go ahhhhhhhhh, that's good juice. the government can't stop you

Not so daily #cosmo
He's like twice as big now!