dr jill flotus: i want to "let's go brandon" tonight, dear
joe potus: not now honey, can't you see i'm playing with my lionel choo choos? the 00 gauge track just came in
bob hope: welcome to heaven, son
ruth bader ginsberg: how do i end a post. how do i bring this in for a landing
steve jobs: ligma balls
Drugs
I cannot believe that we are still doing this shit, I am literally begging reporters to stop regurgitating absolute nonsense cops post on Facebook (or I'm writing them polite emails anyway)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/06/14/tennessee-sheriffs-office-folded-dollar-bills-fentanyl/7619830001/
glorified lurker
he/him