ecclesiastes nuts @lennie@skull.website

opened a front page of reddit thread about elon musk and all the comments were ripping the piss out of him. seems to have lost his core constituency. sad!

this happens to me rarely because i don't know about that many things, but unfortunately, i do know a lot about poker

its funny when the online discourse machine stumbles into a topic you actually know a lot about and you get to see how wrong everyone is

i need a wealthy benefactor to pay me get really really obsessively good at geoguesser. i will learn about ladder poles and bollards and how if you can see a hand hanging out the car window it means you''re in sumatra. i want to know about soil types. i think this might be the only thing that would make me happy

imagine if your phone went off during the queen's funeral and your ringtone was like, toxic by britney spears

i have discovered the NFL red zone programme and must give them credit, making a boring sport interesting by showing all the games at the same time is a very effective tactic

everyone in london is in a 5 mile queue to see my thick juicy ass

promising signs today of tides turning on britter, as the even the waitrose brigade have to admit it's a bit rum for the rozzers to arrest you for holding a sign, and the ongoing existence of prince andrew causes PR headaches for team crown

just realised the first football match here since queenie shuffling off is going to be liverpool ajax tomorrow...liverpool at home. don't let me down lads...