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tall boys are the closest i will ever get to a straight man

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Sorry to you hoes but my complete lack of virality has given me a healthy relationship with the internet

am i really about to spend this much money 😳

i applied for a different department but i still have the HR person's contact info,, i'm going to email them

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must've gone up there for an in person interview on march 9 2020

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im applying for a job at a place i had an interview at right before lockdown and im pulling up my old emails from then and lmao

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knowing that might makes right, I will simply become mighty and therefore infallible

Sweating my ass off in this entirely black long sleeve outfit rn

I tried to rescue her but she didn’t take the line

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She always gets sucked into talking to right wingers

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past ideation and mh- bumped up to mh-~ 

@dirt i mean this is good if you can change it even further to something like "what if my soundcloud blew up"

i did see a lovely impressionist exhibit at the art museum

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the last time i was in philly i got viciously sunburned but what if i went the last weekend in july regardless

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im going to have something spicy for lunch

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catching up on reading newsletters kind of morning

work 

just found out that there is a campaign tik tok

alc 

hmm maybe i should have some port

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breaking news: cooked asparagus works on a touchscreen

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