you turn on the tv. step brothers is on. you watch it for 5 minutes before changing the channel. step brothers is on. no matter how hard you try, every channel is the same. step brothers is on. you try going to a different channel; you try going to one you never watch, maybe cspan. step brothers is on. you try seeing if anything else is on, even a different will ferrell and/or john c reilly movie. step brothers is on. you turn on your dvd player thats sitting next to the tv, collecting dust for the last 10 years. step brothers is on.
Scouring TFLN and Craigslist missed connections to try to figure out if someone's posted something about you rather than simply not caring if anyone's posted anything about you because nothing matters and the world is on fire
now that chuds have tried to blame antifa for the west coast forest fires, and then tried to blame antifa for the US capitol melee, we have a good "boy who cried wolf" foundation.
like a bunch of black bloc kids could walk into a suburban house in broad daylight and steal some boomer's television right with Tucker Carlson's dumb face on it.
and when that asshole tries to call the police like "wahh antifa just took my flat screen" the dispatcher will be like "suuuure they did, a'click!"
@binchicken Stone Cold Steve Urkel
A man who technically exists