Angus likes to get up on top of the wardrobe to stare at the reflections of passing cars on the wall, and then very deliberately knock things to the floor one by one when he gets bored

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**pro-stromatolite activist** · Mar 17, 2019, 18:35

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**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Mar 17, 2019, 18:35

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healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation

**pro-stromatolite activist** · Sep 20, 2020, 01:57

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**sabrina (NEW!!!!)** @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz · Sep 20, 2020, 01:57

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sabrina (NEW!!!!) @saladeredux@myasstodon.xyz

whenever someone tells me they’re caught in an “unfortunate situation” i immediately stop what i’m doing and take some time out of my busy day to hand-deliver one of mike “the situation” sorrentino’s lines from the hit reality tv show Jersey Shore. and then i help them of course

**pro-stromatolite activist** · Dec 24, 2019, 00:47

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**sel** @selontheweb@melon.computer · Dec 24, 2019, 00:47

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sel @selontheweb@melon.computer

haha yeah

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**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 01:44

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 01:44

Sep 20, 2020, 01:44

pro-stromatolite activist @swirlz@skull.website

i make fun of choo choo for having no neck but im just projecting

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 01:30

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 01:30

Sep 20, 2020, 01:30

pro-stromatolite activist @swirlz@skull.website

its chilly out. this rules

**pro-stromatolite activist** · Sep 20, 2020, 01:01

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**slut respecter** @_@abolish.social · Sep 20, 2020, 01:01

Sep 20, 2020, 01:01

slut respecter @_@abolish.social

@Laser stop appropriating lesbian culture

**pro-stromatolite activist** · Sep 20, 2020, 01:00

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**slut respecter** @_@abolish.social · Sep 20, 2020, 01:00

Sep 20, 2020, 01:00

slut respecter @_@abolish.social

@swirlz instance block recommendation skull dot website for harboring known straights

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:56

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:56

Sep 20, 2020, 00:56

pro-stromatolite activist @swirlz@skull.website

i rarely see the word straight typed out this much it looks like a fake word

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:55

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:55

Sep 20, 2020, 00:55

pro-stromatolite activist @swirlz@skull.website

having straight friends is valid

**pro-stromatolite activist** · Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

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**DJ CW Meta/Discourse** @Laser@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

DJ CW Meta/Discourse @Laser@skull.website

I've straight

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**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

**pro-stromatolite activist** @swirlz@skull.website · Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

Sep 20, 2020, 00:54

pro-stromatolite activist @swirlz@skull.website

there are like these ridiculous dramatic cut scenes in between the interviews with annoying tech dudes who all talk the same way. you know the cadence

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