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late night...you're in bed and she hits you with the "Severe T-Storm Warning in effect until 12:30 AM. High winds, heavy rain, & frequent lightning possible." text...wyd? :skullsweats:

i should record some lullabies for myself cause i really truly love the sound of my own voice. also im finally realizing that maybe i do have a nice singing voice. id like to nurture it a bit more

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kiss me, under the bearded bar leans nightly beside the green green grass swing swing swing that swinging step i wear some shoes and u wore a dress OH!

ya know that thing people do when they post a screenshot of all their quirky funny weird drafts? all of my drafts are just times i started writing a reply i thought was clever and then realizing half way through that it is not. keeping them there reminds me of my mortality

bip boop blip bloop boop beep blop <- that is my brain jumping from thing to thing to thing to thing to thing to thing

im coming out of a few day long migraine and one of the fun things that happens before and after is i get peripheral hallucinations, the kind that are gone before you can turn your focus to them. for example rn there is this wiggly wiggler to my left side. fun

i like this skull cause it really just looks like an octo

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an radish :blobcatblep: boosted

@swirlz where are you watching this and what is it called. I've been looking for boobs online for months

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priest: whoa WHOA HEY WHAT’S GOING ON HERE
me, pouring crystal light into the baptismal font: the ultimate flavor experience

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i hope the hotwife folks are practicing responsible social distancing, but i'm not optimistic 😟

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