Thomas @thomas@skull.website

I’m here to post and reject follow requests and I haven’t come up with anything worth posting

Ask me anything and I’ll reply with a convincing lie.

*yes* we’ve averaged more than one murder a day for the past month but what you have to understand is that it has been very hot

Kinda figured we’d be one of the later cities to catch some feds. Shut up about our murder rate.

Cool

You can make nachos with Doritos. Any flavor. Nobody can stop you.

Matt Bailey https://www.baileyillustration.com/store

Trying to think of where I’d be able to wear this hat and the only thing I can come up with is “everywhere”

Tell your homies that you love them

https://youtu.be/tWaiv9eei00

U2 sucks shit. Nobody listens to Pearl Jam. Van Halen sucks

It’s time we come to terms with the fact that *most* Gen X rock music sucks. Notable exceptions include Pixies and Dinosaur Jr

My chest hair is shaped like a phoenix spreading its wings

And my dipshit opinions have never been wrong

I’ve never listened to Chapo because if I want to hear a dipshit white guy’s opinion I can just open my dumb mouth

#MyWife got these chairs for $15 a pop, refinished an reupholstered them.

Sisyphus fucks the boulder

Huge fan of Sam Aleums ability to make music. I knew they were a musician but I didn’t know how good until now!

Sam’s album is good as hell

Thanks for this excellent metaphor, CNN

Wiki tells me that Chuck Wendig is on Mastodon but that can't be true because I would have heard about him being bullied off by now