@thomas@skull.website
Not That Thomas
He/him
18+
There are very good odds that I won’t accept a follow request if we’re not best buds so please don’t feel badly!
I just want to be left alone
Joined Jun 2020
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This I where I post all my swear words
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I’m here to post and reject follow requests and I haven’t come up with anything worth posting
Chilling in the same place I had chill last year so I will simply assume it’s the same one
Just saw a mockingbird on the roof! #Birds
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oh, you're a leftist? name five illegal CIA-backed coups
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I smell like sweat and freshly cut grass and cigar smoke and cold beer
What if I mow the lawn and then get fucked up?
Damn girl, you got feet like a ninja turtle 🤤
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@thomas literally the best engineered pop song of all time is a dick brag
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I'll be #baseballing for the LNP tomorrow, I was going to say I'm the color commentator because I thought that was the guy who just fucks around but it turns out the color commentator also knows things, so I'm not that
I'm the monochrommentator, and the only hue I paint in is suggesting players should bunt when they absolutely should not
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i don't want to work
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@thomas 
never forget to post
Never forget to boost
lewd lyrics
Lemme hit it raw like fuck the outcome
None of us would be here without cum
Sorry folks but fucking is valid
Just say it out loud, just to see how it feels
Nobody else will ever have the audacity that Peter Gabriel had when he wrote an absolute banger about his dick
Sure, I like NFTs
Never
Forget
To Post
Surprise work meeting that's scheduled for 15 minutes. STG if they're telling us that we're going back to the office
Not That Thomas
He/him
18+
There are very good odds that I won’t accept a follow request if we’re not best buds so please don’t feel badly!
I just want to be left alone
Joined Jun 2020
