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This I where I post all my swear words

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I’m here to post and reject follow requests and I haven’t come up with anything worth posting

Chilling in the same place I had chill last year so I will simply assume it’s the same one

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I smell like sweat and freshly cut grass and cigar smoke and cold beer

What if I mow the lawn and then get fucked up?

Damn girl, you got feet like a ninja turtle 🤤

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@thomas literally the best engineered pop song of all time is a dick brag

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I'll be #baseballing for the LNP tomorrow, I was going to say I'm the color commentator because I thought that was the guy who just fucks around but it turns out the color commentator also knows things, so I'm not that

I'm the monochrommentator, and the only hue I paint in is suggesting players should bunt when they absolutely should not

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lewd lyrics 

Lemme hit it raw like fuck the outcome
None of us would be here without cum

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Just say it out loud, just to see how it feels

Nobody else will ever have the audacity that Peter Gabriel had when he wrote an absolute banger about his dick

Sure, I like NFTs

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Surprise work meeting that's scheduled for 15 minutes. STG if they're telling us that we're going back to the office

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