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I’m here to post and reject follow requests and I haven’t come up with anything worth posting

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This I where I post all my swear words

I definitely shouldn't engage with people I don't know either. I'm not saying it's always bad but it's frequently bad. I guess I didn't know any of y'all at one point but that was during the halcyon days of 2018

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effective immediately I am dethroning John Daly as the bad boy of golf.

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This morning one of my wife's colleagues fell into a broken grate while walking to work and hurt himself. He didn't know what to do so he called the cops and reported it. When they got there they accused him of faking it and filing a false report and then cuffed him and put him in the back of a squad car. When his wife showed up to get him she was also cuffed. They kept them there for 30 minutes until they checked some security cameras and saw he was telling the truth

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pretty sure that if you crash a Tesla, tiny fuzzy animals come bounding out like whenever you destroy one of Dr. Eggman Robotnik's machines in the Sonic games.

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I saw a turkey and a pileated woodpecker and a million indigo buntings and wood pewees and a yellow-billed cuckoo!! and a barred!!!! owl!!!!!!!

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Anyway, I genuinely believe that I have changed for the better because of it, but also it can be extremely toxic sometimes

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A lot of companies talk about having a "culture" and it's total bullshit but my company really has a very strong and distinct culture. Some people have referred to it as a motorcycle gang. One lady that quit at lunch on her first day said it was a satanic cult

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And that they should send out a survey to see if the staff wants to return to the office or not (spoilers, they do not)

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I argued for pay raises for a different department

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I won't, just FYI. I don't even think I'll catch static for it

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