Have i done it? this is my voice intro! this is me reading my favorite short story--we lived together in the belly of a whale//some nights were perfect. its kind of long but i do truly love this story

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Nov 25, 2020, 20:16

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random other tapestries ive done semirecently

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Dec 02, 2020, 02:27

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Dec 02, 2020, 02:27

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things i want people to know immediately from my profile: I am nice, cool, a babe, a socialist, a lesbian, a trans, hate men

how am i doing?

31% pretty good (reply w/feedback)
12% needs work (reply w/feedback)
43% excellent (you can also reply w/feedback)
12% this feels kinda self indulgent (reply w/feedback)

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**iCuttlefish** @cuttlefish@goblin.camp · Apr 11, 2021, 00:20

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iCuttlefish @cuttlefish@goblin.camp

*immediately before being banned from a magic tournament*
IM GONNA BRIBE THE OFFICIALS
IM GONNA KILL ALL THE JUDGES
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU PEOPLE YEARS TO RECOVER FROM ALL THE DAMAGE

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**geet** @geet@monads.online · Apr 11, 2021, 01:29

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geet @geet@monads.online

elon musk is perhaps the greatest argument against "dudes rock"

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**low_bitrate_sneeze.wav** @Aleums@slime.global · Apr 11, 2021, 00:26

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🖼

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**mentally chill** @dragon@lesbian.solutions · Apr 09, 2021, 17:43

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mentally chill @dragon@lesbian.solutions

I honestly love my little mastodon bubble because nobody tells me I'm being trans wrong or whatever for saying shit like I became a girl like everyone either knows what I mean or minds their own business and its good

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**chronic dog disease** @finn@surfin.dog · Apr 09, 2021, 18:21

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oh you run a business? that's nice sweaty i run a mastodon instance

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**ʃʀⒶt͡zə** @schratze@todon.nl · Apr 09, 2021, 17:23

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ʃʀⒶt͡zə @schratze@todon.nl

@garfiald RIP in peace Joe Biden, supreme chancellor of Australia, 1921 - 2021

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**nart 🌟🧋** @deidara@goblin.camp · Apr 09, 2021, 12:09

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nart 🌟🧋 @deidara@goblin.camp

must be hard to lose your husband and cousin at the same time 😔

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**Amelia** @Pixley@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 20:07

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Knuckle tats:

LOVE BIRD

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**Laser powered robit** @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party · Apr 08, 2021, 12:00

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@torie

anyone: oh my god body aches? ugh, I would rather die

covid: you rang?

**[▼]** · Apr 08, 2021, 11:58

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 11:58

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extremely funny to me that anyone hears about the vaccine side effects and is like "oh body aches? headache? fever? i would rather take my chanced with COVID thank you very much"

**[▼]** · Apr 08, 2021, 21:22

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**xoXO_hannymaniac_XOxo** @dirt@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 21:22

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xoXO_hannymaniac_XOxo @dirt@skull.website

me, watching a stand up set i remember really liking from 2013: what the fuck was wrong with me

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 21:21

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ph-

i thought i was all done with vaccine side effects and then they all came back st once this is horrible what the fuck

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**xXmorb!dsweet!e420Xx** @swirlz@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 19:46

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@dirt @torie the person who administered my vaccine really liked my nails 😎

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**Autistic Menace ** @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space · Apr 08, 2021, 16:11

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@Aleums

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**Monad, Monad & Monad LLP** @Counsel@monads.online · Apr 08, 2021, 16:13

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Monad, Monad & Monad LLP @Counsel@monads.online

Has anyone investigated the link between climate inaction and crocodiles/alligators yet? They stand to gain a lot from global warming and I think it's not outlandish to suggest that they may be involved somehow.

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 12:15

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 12:15

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are there people who still cant see the cute little lists on my profile who just think im an edgelord with no pronouns in my bio

**[▼]** · Dec 02, 2020, 02:27

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Dec 02, 2020, 02:27

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things i want people to know immediately from my profile: I am nice, cool, a babe, a socialist, a lesbian, a trans, hate men

how am i doing?

31% pretty good (reply w/feedback)
12% needs work (reply w/feedback)
43% excellent (you can also reply w/feedback)
12% this feels kinda self indulgent (reply w/feedback)

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 11:59

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 11:59

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its like. ah yes if you get covid certainly you wont experience any of those things

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**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 11:58

**[▼]** @torie@skull.website · Apr 08, 2021, 11:58

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extremely funny to me that anyone hears about the vaccine side effects and is like "oh body aches? headache? fever? i would rather take my chanced with COVID thank you very much"