regular ▼ @torie@skull.website

dont let this flop I am pretty sure it's hilarious

things i want people to know immediately from my profile: I am nice, cool, a babe, a socialist, a lesbian, a trans, hate men

how am i doing?

getting sucked off? in THIS economy?

the normallest dick, kept in a vault right next to the one with the kilogram

signal on the streets kik in the sheets

Skull tattoo will never die

I am not the only girl at the Drug Church show and I'm not the only person here by themselves but I think I'm the only girl here by herself, and the jury's out as to whether I'm the only person frantically doing Duolingo to save my league status

it is truly such a gift that getting fucked up makes you exactly as bad at typing as you would be at talking in real life. imagine if you never got drunken texts from your friends. imagine if you never got the subtext of someone being clearly smashed out of their minds because they're suddenly tyPIgn lik e thsi. what a loss that would be

LICENSE PLATE: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS MEME FORMAT
Customer: BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE TO PARTICIPATE
DMV: I HOPE I AM DOING IT RIGHT BUT I DO NOT THINK SO

Verdict: PLEASE LIKE

portrait of an anxious little guy (ec)

americans when u tell them you don't know about the beef between central yankerville and lower east yankton

just found out today that the word for fish in french is "poisson", which i love because it means that if you speak french, then the greek gods are like "hey its zeus, and his brother fish-o"

I'm going to put this on choo choos paw

I am having a great day looking out my bedroom window