▼ bitch @torie@skull.website

hell no i don't want to watch tom hanks take a bus trip

How do I tell The Algorithm that I am actually significantly less likely to be interested in a story if the word "Karen" is in the headline

zac efron has a show about...green infrastructure?

Through rigorous scientific observation I have determined that between 40k-50k followers is the "Goldilocks Zone" of deranged Twitter accounts. Just enough followers to let the illusion of clout cloud better judgement, but not enough to attract significant scrutiny from larger Twitter forces and off-website observers.

Update:

I still have Kermit the Frog saying "Alexander Hamilton" stuck in my head.

i think they should stop making movies about people who are dead. they had their run. now it's "ah toin" ("our turn"...this is in lucky luciano from boardwalk empire's voice)

@torie @dirt know what i think? i think there have been multiple bloops

@healyn @torie no FUCKING comment

are feet shoes?

Uh oh the heteros

hey I just donated to a memorial fund set up by the family of Angela Martinez Gomez, and I wanna encourage you all to do the same

she was a transgender fast food worker who caught coronavirus from an unsafe workplace. burger king apparently blames her death on her hormone injections instead of the disease, which is just completely fucking ridiculous and transphobic and insulting

there's a little more info here: https://twitter.com/Fightfor15LA/status/1281681328648273920

and a link to the memorial fund here: https://gf.me/u/yfxaa6

DUDE

i cut the letters from a t shirt and used a rectangle of cotton dress shirt as the backing inside

the fiscal year of who gives a shit

@garfiald i hate that this is what i try to explain when people ask what "dirt forever" means lol

Please Blockbuster, please god let me return my shameful copy of Assblasterz 4. It has been twenty years and I am running out of hiding places. My wife is starting to ask questions

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that my wee inflatable pool has a leak and I don't quite have the right kind of sticky thing to fix it right now