suicidal ideation 

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suicidal ideation 

suicidal ideation 

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i like working at a small co op because instead of saying "we need to optimize the throughput of our code integration systems" i can say "this build system sucks ass dude"

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If you earned 1 dollar a month since the birth of planet earth, Mike Bloomberg would still have more money than you.

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pure hearts. empty heads. can't lose.

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how much do you think Bloomberg paid her to say this

the going rate for mayors seems to be between $1-2m, idk how much a judge costs you

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making it my life's work to place every baths track on a graph with one axis labeled "horny" and the other labelled "morbid"

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PSA, sexual assault 

5% gross max, toothbrush 

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you can talk to me but you've gotta touch this unceasingly sticky toy lobster first

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scary maybe 

have you ever had the thought "i wish my friends would mention me sigh ho hum" and then literally as you are having that thought it happens because let me tell you that broke my brain

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do u fave your own posts

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waiting with eager anticipation to fall the fuck asleep

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I have a private alt where I most all my my most personal thoughts. It's called "my own ruminating mind" and you can access it by asking me questions

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@Laser @torie i would simply do better reports or, failing that, more

simply disrespectful for @dirt and @Laser to not give my middling amounts funny reports more recognition

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