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idk how much more clear I can be about this. Men I dont know: Do. Not. Talk. To. Me.

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New about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wro

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In the James Bond films Q is a lovable and wacky old man that spends his days coming up with inventive ways to murder people.

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the two most important things? paying attention to me and thinking about me

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haha lol my chest feels so heavy everyone i love thinks im annoying and feels obligated to be nice to me

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It’s an astonishing afternoon in the metro tunnel, and you are a miserable monster.

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courting invitations from other instances like a debutante receiving gentleman callers

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Looking at a recipe for a nice simple pasta dish and seeing "This is an amazing recipe. Hate to say it, we prepared it for the first time on 9/11, THAT 9/11" in the comments, rather startling

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okay i have a 20 question. the answer is the spectre of communism. i mean the spectre of communism. no wait fuck i mean... why don't you tell me what the answer is? after asking up to 20 questions about the spectre of communism that is. go!

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I just really enjoy the idea of the casual terribleness of early-2000s online becoming the new "UPHILL BOTH WAYS"

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i wonder what percent of people only know about the roots because of jimmy fallon. what a terrible world

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Being friends with me means occasionally saying "I cannot go down *another* cloaca based rabbit hole with you"

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she's finished and i love her, just need to weave in the ends and give her a bath and then i can wear my very bad lizard 🦕 i love knitting

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i wonder what percent of people only know about the roots because of jimmy fallon. what a terrible world

like imagine what incredible nobel prize winning bullshit a person would have to do to deserve someone incredible in their life? What would that even look like? no! just sometimes someone incredible fallsinto your life and you need to just cherish that person

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people arent prizes that someone puts on your shelf when yovue done enough good things

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my Big Ex is a bitch but at least she was never annoyed with me

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