▼ bitch @torie@skull.website

i like working at a small co op because instead of saying "we need to optimize the throughput of our code integration systems" i can say "this build system sucks ass dude"

idiot forever

If you earned 1 dollar a month since the birth of planet earth, Mike Bloomberg would still have more money than you.

pure hearts. empty heads. can't lose.

how much do you think Bloomberg paid her to say this

the going rate for mayors seems to be between $1-2m, idk how much a judge costs you

making it my life's work to place every baths track on a graph with one axis labeled "horny" and the other labelled "morbid"

Lumb @ monsterpit.net is back.

They have a known history of manipulating and sexually assaulting people who they've met online. They have a long pinned post up claiming that the accusations against them were all made up. They're a dangerous person and I wouldn't trust a single word they say.

Please block them.

you can talk to me but you've gotta touch this unceasingly sticky toy lobster first

picture stepping out of your house at 3am and looking down the hill at an orange sodium streetlight. all you can see in its halo are the spindle legs of a giraffe, but skinnier than you could ever imagine. they dangle into the cone of light and but whatever torso or head or whatever else might be has been completely swallowed into the dark. you hear a train's howling whistle

do u fave your own posts

waiting with eager anticipation to fall the fuck asleep

I have a private alt where I most all my my most personal thoughts. It's called "my own ruminating mind" and you can access it by asking me questions

@Laser @torie i would simply do better reports or, failing that, more