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*immediately before being banned from a magic tournament*
IM GONNA BRIBE THE OFFICIALS
IM GONNA KILL ALL THE JUDGES
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU PEOPLE YEARS TO RECOVER FROM ALL THE DAMAGE

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elon musk is perhaps the greatest argument against "dudes rock"

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I honestly love my little mastodon bubble because nobody tells me I'm being trans wrong or whatever for saying shit like I became a girl like everyone either knows what I mean or minds their own business and its good

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oh you run a business? that's nice sweaty i run a mastodon instance :blobblush:

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@garfiald RIP in peace Joe Biden, supreme chancellor of Australia, 1921 - 2021

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must be hard to lose your husband and cousin at the same time 😔

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@torie

anyone: oh my god body aches? ugh, I would rather die

covid: you rang?

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extremely funny to me that anyone hears about the vaccine side effects and is like "oh body aches? headache? fever? i would rather take my chanced with COVID thank you very much"

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me, watching a stand up set i remember really liking from 2013: what the fuck was wrong with me

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i thought i was all done with vaccine side effects and then they all came back st once this is horrible what the fuck

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@dirt @torie the person who administered my vaccine really liked my nails 😎

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Has anyone investigated the link between climate inaction and crocodiles/alligators yet? They stand to gain a lot from global warming and I think it's not outlandish to suggest that they may be involved somehow.

are there people who still cant see the cute little lists on my profile who just think im an edgelord with no pronouns in my bio

its like. ah yes if you get covid certainly you wont experience any of those things

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extremely funny to me that anyone hears about the vaccine side effects and is like "oh body aches? headache? fever? i would rather take my chanced with COVID thank you very much"

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moving a big slider taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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