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i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!

it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo

please share!

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five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:

omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?

i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv

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the canola story (lewd, food, gross) (thread, 1/?) 

so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you

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check for puns before believing what i say

the biggest hog in the mcu is, of course, captain marvel's

It looks amazing but getting it up on the wall in the right design is gonna take a lot of prep.

okay i'm pretty sure i posted this one while mildly concussed but i still think it whips

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man ill say anything to anyone. i don't give a fuck. i'll tell the king of Prussia to suck my dick six ways from billy sunday

@triz is this the real life
or is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from a manatee

just nodding off, had a dream one of you posted a picture of a lil creature you called a capari, it was like a lil seal with the face of a pug and a like... shrimp's tail?? anyway it was cute and so small they were like holding it in their hands in the picture...

Quite frankly my dude that bridge has sailed

why can't i add widgets to my profile. i want to scan my posts by date. like on blogger. why is mastodon not like blogger @eugen

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what was the url trick to finding your first posts

@triz you just need to get over your fear and feelings of conceit. allow me to invite you to my compound in Albany that is definitely not a weird cult

im sorry my posting sometimes seems out of step with events. things are fucken weird out there and all i can figure out to do some days is bits or whatever

bookmarking the thread where i proved i was smarter than some french guy garfield mentioned (sarter?)

remember way back in 2007 when the word of the year was "w00t"?

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