i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!
it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo
five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:
omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?
i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv
the canola story (lewd, food, gross) (thread, 1/?)
so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you
t shirt: im the chick who sucks, plus i got acid reflux
New #DTMWaGL about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wrong-cruise-dtmwagl-20
read the first of a handful of new poems to be posted over the course of the next few weeks https://future-feed.net/variations-on-a-definition thx to Futurepoem for inviting me to be a futurefeed "blogger in residence!"
surely this will be the account that changes everything
"we stan a filthbag" - @torie
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