vs. tHriLLHOUzE burgers @triz@skull.website

just nodding off, had a dream one of you posted a picture of a lil creature you called a capari, it was like a lil seal with the face of a pug and a like... shrimp's tail?? anyway it was cute and so small they were like holding it in their hands in the picture...

it's not about the size of the account, it's about the postin' in the ocean (writing your posts on scraps of paper and corking them up in glass bottles that you throw into the sea)

a hand-lubber

this could either mean me playing guitar good (i don't) or mass-guillotining landed pseudo-aristocrats in an iron mountain document shredder truck (rad)

less bread and circuses, more shreddin' burghesses

more triz representation in media

new header lol

a thing i like is even though i don't have big honkin' boobs and will always lack hips, after a year and a half of hrt my fat has moved around in ways i didn't completely expect. still have a tum but like, the shape of it's more feminine. i have lil saddlebags now, and my abdomen goes in on the sides just a touch at the waist. other corners are softer, more rounded. maybe it's mainly to me but like, my body is prettier, i like my reflection now

asked the instagram floating sign filter thing if i was gay and my test results came back "hell yeah"

limited labiality partnership

hey boss, you didn't hear it from me, but i heard one of your capos is running his own discord on the side

calling the bosses of the five famiglias in for an edouard sit-down

it's klobuchin' time