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just nodding off, had a dream one of you posted a picture of a lil creature you called a capari, it was like a lil seal with the face of a pug and a like... shrimp's tail?? anyway it was cute and so small they were like holding it in their hands in the picture...

it's not about the size of the account, it's about the postin' in the ocean (writing your posts on scraps of paper and corking them up in glass bottles that you throw into the sea)

what do you call a pirate who's crankin' it? 

what do you call a pirate who's crankin' it? 

what do you call a pirate who's crankin' it? 

lewd, trans panic shitpost 

this could either mean me playing guitar good (i don't) or mass-guillotining landed pseudo-aristocrats in an iron mountain document shredder truck (rad)

less bread and circuses, more shreddin' burghesses

body appreciation post but it contains dysphoria 

asked the instagram floating sign filter thing if i was gay and my test results came back "hell yeah"

hey boss, you didn't hear it from me, but i heard one of your capos is running his own discord on the side

calling the bosses of the five famiglias in for an edouard sit-down

seems that i’ll be getting to try DMing soon >:3

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