i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!
it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo
five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:
omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?
i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv
the canola story (lewd, food, gross) (thread, 1/?)
so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you
better to just ease them in with the simple to understand stuff, like transness
i should probably talk to my doctor but that's on a long list of stuff, like if i walk into my doctor's office like "hey i'm a narcoleptic transsexual with ibs and add, can you just go ahead and jot that down on my chart so i can get all the right drugs" they are, probably rightly, going to draw on my chart a one inch deck screw and a baseball
me like 90% of the time #OnHere: i'll kick any of your asses. i don't give an fuck. i'm tricia and don't you forget it
me when like dirt or someone logs on: oh, haha yeah hey so um do. do you like posting or. wait fuck
surely this will be the account that changes everything
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