i'm here live (i'm not a cat) @triz@skull.website

i am tired of being told how to think. i think a dog is a kind of a bear. i think the moon is in love with me and that's why i see it everywhere i go. i think god lives in the telephone wires, and i'll shoot down any cherry pickers that come and try to cut Him out. and i reckon that's my right

i am a transgender woman. my pronouns are she/her/hers. please calibrate your riffs accordingly.

also thus, my jokes are not dad jokes. they're puns, bits, gags riffs, whatever. but don't ever call me a dad

i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!

it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo

please share!

https://youtu.be/uJtkO1j_tro

five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:

omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?

i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv

so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you

godewyfe paint 🟥

moving to a wasteland for clout? you mean the urban #pnw???

gonna start using the #dirtTour hashtag to indicate cool shit i want dirt to see, but like, eventually

me like 90% of the time #OnHere: i'll kick any of your asses. i don't give an fuck. i'm tricia and don't you forget it

me when like dirt or someone logs on: oh, haha yeah hey so um do. do you like posting or. wait fuck

this might be the epitome of the pnw indie shit i was into in like senior year of high school and i am so glad this album is finally on streaming

The Divorce - Yes!

https://youtu.be/GhI_WDvhjjA

#SkullSongs

new header is very skullsite energy #dudesrock

if you need help if you need help if you'd like to make a call,

please hang up and try again

you know, sitcoms really do teach us a lot about life. for instance: the things that can go wrong with cakes

currently listening to "the flurry (part 1)" from the album that the portland band called tracker made as a soundtrack to the graphic novel blankets

https://tracker.bandcamp.com/album/blankets-recordings-for-the-illustrated-novel

#SkullSongs