five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:
omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?
i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv
the canola story (lewd, food, gross) (thread, 1/?)
so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you
flowless excluded ofc
in heels? taller than you
5'11" if most people ask because people deserve the truth
6'0" if a cis man asks because i don't have time for a guy who's scared of a tall queen
I'm 5'2" in case everyone forgot I am perfect in every way
@triz "we replaced your kitchen island with a shower so you can clean yourself and your produce at the same time!"
so fucking mad at myself for letting my youth slip away without enjoying it like ever. i s2g i didn't ever have any actual fun until my thirties
think about how banksy put on the air of being a graffiti artist but his pieces get cordoned off so they cant be “vandalized” lmao
what wearies me about the bi/pan lesbian/nb lesbian brouhaha is, championing the position that bi/pan women can be lesbians and lesbians can be nonbinary concedes to the Lesbian Definition Purists™ their most important goal: the idea that the definition of 'lesbian' (and, covertly, 'woman') is of Great Moral Significance
I don't mean to shit on bi/pan lesbians feeling attacked & defending themselves. it just feels like *having* the argument is more important to the bad actors than the substance
appreciating @Louisa this morning
surely this will be the account that changes everything
avatar by extinct inks @extinct
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