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i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!
it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo
please share!
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five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:
omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?
i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv
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the canola story (lewd, food, gross) (thread, 1/?)
so my friends had this guy, let's call him peter, living in the basement bedroom in their rental house in new orleans. peter had been moping around about his latest breakup, getting miserable drunk, etc. so my friends encouraged him to get out there again, make a dating profile, what have you
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check for puns before believing what i say
food
note to self: shitloads of crystal hot sauce are not an acceptable substitute for furikake and soy sauce, also please don't eat two bowls of egg rice while drunk
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imagining a new type of guy who hears "neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire" and goes "no it was holy"
hell yeah i got a hot body (hot as in spicy)(on the inside)(i got heart burn)
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New #DTMWaGL about a bad cruise, a very bad cruise, THE WRONG CRUISE, starring Vivica A. Fox of course https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-wrong-cruise-dtmwagl-20
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@triz SSSSSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP MEEE
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read the first of a handful of new poems to be posted over the course of the next few weeks https://future-feed.net/variations-on-a-definition thx to Futurepoem for inviting me to be a futurefeed "blogger in residence!"
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I wonder if you could make a mask that actively changes shape to throw off any facial recognition?
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it's called "numberphile" cause he fucks the numbers. sorry.
been going back through 30 rock and my thoughts so far:
• bits per second nearly unrivaled in all of television
• lots of big yikes moments, more than i remembered
• liz lemon is unsettlingly the perfect average between me and eleanor. hair length, hair color, wackiness, everything
seriously i never like stopped and looked at che's face but dude could seriously get it. sorry if that's tanky
okay i have a 20 question. the answer is the spectre of communism. i mean the spectre of communism. no wait fuck i mean... why don't you tell me what the answer is? after asking up to 20 questions about the spectre of communism that is. go!
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im fucking garbage and i hate it!!!! fuck
i cannot have like A thing without ruining it i s2g tomorrow im gonna wake up and find oit the party time sign is on fire
good morning. my favorite work skirt is bleach stained and i keep sweating off my bb cream and i am ready to go Ape Shitt
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there should be Healyn watcher accounts on here who post about Healyn happenings
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@triz the hell is a "lime rick"
