*walking into your bedroom with my phone out* hey what's the wife here
joke explainer: so you know how some people ask for the wifi password like, first thing, everywhere they go, and they're so in a hurry to get online they just don't even say hello, just what's the wifi. well if you'll forgive me for spinning up a little fictional scenario, what if i was like that but for fucking your wife
@triz thank you for explaining this. please stop fucking my wife
@triz i don’t know what is better, the joke or the explainer
@triz I ask for the wifi password so I can email your wife
@triz imagine it. you're fucking some lady. her husband comes in. without stopping, you turn to look at him and ask what the Wifi password is
@byttyrs alpha shit
@triz what a twist! You should write the script for a “Hey, What’s the Wife Here?” rom com.
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