the year is 2030. we've finally killed off that sun microsystems programming language, you don't get popups asking to update it anymore. they even built a tomb for it so people could pay their respects, but nobody goes. real programmers don't like java's crypt
@triz *realises that kotlin exists* fuck
@iris i have googled it and it looks bad
@lemoncarrots computers are hard and my head hurts now
@triz Off-topic, but that's an extremely succint summary of the last few years of my life
@triz plz god let it be true
Me, at a conference, extremely drunk: Java is a beautiful language!
The organisers: We are calling you a cab.
@triz i wish
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