the year is 2030. we've finally killed off that sun microsystems programming language, you don't get popups asking to update it anymore. they even built a tomb for it so people could pay their respects, but nobody goes. real programmers don't like java's crypt

@00dani @triz it has a lot of advantages over java, but it does primarily run on the jvm at the moment

@iris @triz sure, but that means you can use the frankly massive ecosystem of java libraries without having to use friggin java

@triz Off-topic, but that's an extremely succint summary of the last few years of my life


Me, at a conference, extremely drunk: Java is a beautiful language!
The organisers: We are calling you a cab.

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