five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:

omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?

i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv

@triz this sounds like a goddamn utopia, i can't wait to wake up to the president looks at everything, says "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" and hereby cancels the entire government

@triz the steam-induced screaming of lava rain sounds like a wonderful evening tbh


I think we can all agree though that in 5 years we will all remember the trump bimboification toot

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